You know how it is, it's a Saturday so you go out into the garden for a quick interface with nature before the next 10 hr Fortnite / Netflix combo binge to find your dog has left numerous piles of digested food all over the place. What do you do? Get online to AirTasker to post a job requesting someone come over to pick up the shit. Yes, seriously, that's what they do these days when help is just a click away. Need a pack of ciggies but are "too unwell" to go get them for yourself? Airtasker! Need a couple of vibrators in a hurry? Yep, someone on there will help you. For a price. Just when we thought with Facebook that humanity had hit rock bottom. How low can we go?
(Score: 4, Funny) by Thexalon on Friday January 25 2019, @01:22AM
"Whose that there?"
"Dunno, must be a king."
"Why?"
"He hasn't got shit all over him!"
The only thing that stops a bad guy with a compiler is a good guy with a compiler.