Just when you think visiting Australia can't be any stranger, the Brits turn up a new one by discovering the resting place of the first person to circumnavigate Australia while renovating a train station. Remember, kids, always use lead for your coffin plate so if you are lost for a few centuries, people who find you will know who you are.
(Score: 1, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday January 27 2019, @05:44PM
That's what you thought you heard, but it's a widespread misunderstanding:
https://xkcd.com/282/ [xkcd.com]
:-)