English is currently one of the dominant languages on the planet due to the spread of the US and UK empires in the last century. With the rise of technology English may be made redundant with the advent of automatic language translation.
Just waiting for made up languages to become the norm (e.g. Esperanto), or hyper language learning.
Now ponder, as Douglas Hofstadter did, translating Lewis Carroll's Jabberwocky from English into French, German, and Russian (Cyrillic .GIF) or (ASCII transliteration).
(Score: 2) by MostCynical on Sunday January 27 2019, @10:08PM (4 children)
And then you have to trust the translation.
Any two real-time translators willl not agree, as a substanital part of communication is non-verbal or tonal (hence the need for /sarcasm tags, and the problems with "flat" statements being mis-interpreted, even when the "common" language is English", we can see from SN how this works between the UK, USA and Australia)
Want to start war? Hack a brain brain translator!
"I guess once you start doubting, there's no end to it." -Batou, Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex
(Score: 2) by MichaelDavidCrawford on Monday January 28 2019, @04:06AM
Lobotomies A Real Estate Developer!
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(Score: 1) by shrewdsheep on Monday January 28 2019, @12:56PM (2 children)
It's really called the babelfish. Ever heard of it [wikipedia.org]? Everybody trusts the babelfish. And to the contrary, it even makes the Vogons mellow (make war, not love).
(Score: 3, Informative) by kazzie on Monday January 28 2019, @04:36PM (1 child)
But the Vogons don't make love or war, they make paperwork.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday January 29 2019, @01:46PM
What? Seriously? You don't consider Vogon poetry warfare?
Pah. What sector are you from anyway?