Australia is a very friendly place. Mostly. It's so friendly people send email to trees. Yes, you read that correctly. Email. To trees. "Dear Nettle, I just moved in three months ago and I'm very glad that I can talk to you through this system. I live in the first floor and I can actually see you through my window!" is an example of the mail sent to various trees around the place. Along with notes of love people send ponderous queries in like "would you consider your fingers to be your branches or your roots?". No word on whether or not any of the trees have replied.
No doubt the Labor government will bemoan the lack of NBN (National Broadband Network) access for the trees as the reason why they don't reply.
(Score: 4, Funny) by RamiK on Friday February 01 2019, @07:02PM
You think writing emails to trees is weird? People got death threats over Spruce vs. Cedar... Others tuck their dead trees with a warm blanket before going to sleep or even take it to bed with them. And lets not forget the rumored Catalonia vs. Madrid riots that apparently started when a German student dared use the wrong guitar in the restaurant street on the wrong day...
All I ever wanted was a full body low action cut away with a zero fret... Who cares about Andalusia's ports? Why are you manics fighting over Norwegian wood? Everyone knows the only good thing to come out of Norway is metal anyhow... Oh God now they're all coming after me! He...
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