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Australia is on fire. Literally, in some places. Australia is underwater. Literally, in some places. Meanwhile, in the NT, another example of how dangerous the average day can be in Australia was seen once again when a shark and a crocodile fought over a chicken for lunch. This, of course, is not new, has been seen before and general it is agreed that the shark will lose, unless there is a human in the water in which case lunch will just 'taste like chicken'.
Poisonous spiders? Check. Poisonous snakes? Check. Dropbears? Check. Sharks AND crocs in the river. Right. I'm out.
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In Australia the Sharks Go Up Against the Crocs for a Chicken Lunch
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You are a fluke of the universe; you have no right to be here.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday February 06 2019, @11:54AM (2 children)
Not a problem.
Pipe the floods of water in Queensland [theguardian.com] down to Tassie to put the fires out [abc.net.au] and she'll be right mate.
(Score: 3, Funny) by driverless on Thursday February 07 2019, @03:46AM (1 child)
Doesn't Tassie already have ample supplies of water [hobartbrewingco.com.au], conveniently packaged for transport to where the fire is?
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday February 07 2019, @08:17AM
If you are going to piss on a fire to put it out use vb or corona