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posted by martyb on Thursday February 14 2019, @09:21PM   Printer-friendly
from the It-aint-easy-being-blue-dept dept.

Aladdin. The name conjures up images of a quick thief in the streets, an Arabian city from centuries ago, an evil vizier, and a large terrifying blue genie. Some things just don't translate well from the cartoon version to a live film with actual people on the silver screen. It turns out that the genie from Aladdin is one of them. With comments on social media describing 'Will Smith as Genie is straight nightmare fuel' (sic) director Guy Ritchie may have to work some magic of his own to get this whole new world off the ground and into cinemas.

I would like to know if he is cosplaying as a smurf or something from Avatar.


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  • (Score: 5, Touché) by bob_super on Thursday February 14 2019, @10:33PM (2 children)

    by bob_super (1357) on Thursday February 14 2019, @10:33PM (#801259)

    Do blue lives matter, if it's black people in smurfface ?

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  • (Score: 3, Funny) by Gaaark on Friday February 15 2019, @01:53AM (1 child)

    by Gaaark (41) on Friday February 15 2019, @01:53AM (#801335) Journal

    Let's ask the blue man group...

    Ah...nothing to say about that, guys?
    Fine.
    ...fine.
    See if I care.

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    • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday February 15 2019, @11:25AM

      by Anonymous Coward on Friday February 15 2019, @11:25AM (#801491)

      Yo, listen up here's the story
      About a little guy that lives in a blue world
      And all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue
      Like him inside and outside

      Blue his house
      With a blue little window
      And a blue corvette
      And everything is blue for him
      And himself and everybody around
      'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen...

      I'm blue
      Da ba dee, da ba die
      Da ba dee, da ba die
      Da ba dee, da ba die
      Da ba dee, da ba die
      Da ba dee, da ba die
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      I'm blue
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      Da ba dee, da ba die
      Da ba dee, da ba die
      Da ba dee, da ba die
      Da ba dee, da ba die
      Da ba dee, da ba die

      I have a blue house with a blue window
      Blue is the colour of all that I wear
      Blue are the streets and all the trees are too
      I have a girlfriend and she is so blue
      Blue are the people here that walk around
      Blue like my corvette its in and outside
      Blue are the words I say and what I think
      Blue are the feelings that live inside me

      I'm blue
      Da ba dee, da ba die
      Da ba dee, da ba die
      Da ba dee, da ba die
      Da ba dee, da ba die
      Da ba dee, da ba die
      Da ba dee, da ba die
      I'm blue
      Da ba dee, da ba die
      Da ba dee, da ba die
      Da ba dee, da ba die
      Da ba dee, da ba die
      Da ba dee, da ba die
      Da ba dee, da ba die
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