"Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT)........is launching a second run for the White House in 2020." breitbart.com/politics/2019/02/19/bernie-sanders-2020-bid
"Reaction to the news was split......with some supporting the 77-year-old and others upset with the move." foxnews.com/politics/trump-campaign-pokes-fun-at-bernie-sanders-2020-announcement-as-reaction-splits-on-candidacy
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday February 19 2019, @07:52PM (12 children)
Anon from European country here. Uhm.. I liked your Bernie, the Ron Paul dude who looked like Magneto from the X-Men movies and if he would really do it instead of teasing Lawrence Lessig (creative-commons dude). HOWEVER, who I want to watch as your president on TV next, would preferably be uhm.. some of your Wrestlers (only if they keep the Wrestler persona in office) or perhaps one of your mega-corps (aren't they legally persons over-there?). Yes Mr. Google! Yes Mr. Amazon! "Alexa please direct my calls to...", oh hey what about Oprah!
(Score: 2) by tangomargarine on Tuesday February 19 2019, @08:13PM (6 children)
Jesse Ventura? Unfortunately Arnold Schwartzenegger wasn't born in the U.S. so he's ineligible to be elected president.
"Is that really true?" "I just spent the last hour telling you to think for yourself! Didn't you hear anything I said?"
(Score: 2) by krishnoid on Tuesday February 19 2019, @08:51PM (2 children)
Yeah, I'm totally bummed about that. The only way he could reasonably become president is hey wait a sec ...
Schwarzenegger -- The Running Mate -- 2020 .
I'm in.
(Score: 3, Informative) by tangomargarine on Tuesday February 19 2019, @11:20PM (1 child)
Pretty sure the same requirement applies to the Vice President as well.
"Is that really true?" "I just spent the last hour telling you to think for yourself! Didn't you hear anything I said?"
(Score: 2) by RandomFactor on Tuesday February 19 2019, @11:50PM
В «Правде» нет известий, в «Известиях» нет правды
(Score: 1, Insightful) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday February 19 2019, @10:31PM (1 child)
It's time, for President Camacho!!!!11!!!!
(Score: 3, Interesting) by Thexalon on Wednesday February 20 2019, @03:47PM
As a number of people have pointed out, President Camacho, for all his many faults, is doing a few things most presidents these days aren't:
1. He by all appearances is genuinely concerned about the many problems facing his country and is trying to solve them.
2. His solution revolves around finding the smartest and most knowledgeable people he can to address the problem.
3. He remains remarkably accessible to his constituents, to the point where anyone who wants to can show up to a kegger with the president.
4. He willingly steps aside when a better leader shows up, and supports that successor.
The only thing that stops a bad guy with a compiler is a good guy with a compiler.
(Score: 2) by Username on Tuesday February 19 2019, @11:36PM
I nominate Ric Flair for that persona.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday February 19 2019, @10:52PM (3 children)
Idiocracy is a great movie that you would probably enjoy.
(Score: 4, Insightful) by Azuma Hazuki on Tuesday February 19 2019, @11:07PM (2 children)
The more I see of this country the more I think that movie was a documentary disguised as a comedy...
I am "that girl" your mother warned you about...
(Score: 2) by RandomFactor on Tuesday February 19 2019, @11:51PM
I've said it before. Nostradamus wrote a sci-fi.
В «Правде» нет известий, в «Известиях» нет правды
(Score: 2) by DeathMonkey on Wednesday February 20 2019, @05:45PM
The more I see of this country the more I think that movie was a documentary disguised as a comedy...
A lot of the times, they are. Try 'Candide' by Voltaire, for example. That shit was hilarious at the time.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday February 23 2019, @08:15PM
You'd enjoy the book "Empire of Illusion"!