Zuckerberg doesn't typically work in a cordoned-off office like a traditional corporate executive. Instead, his regular desk is on the floor of Facebook's open-plan office, just like everyone — but executive-protection officers sit near his desk while he works, in case of security threats. Facebook's offices are built above an employee parking lot, but it's impossible to park directly beneath Zuckerberg's desk because of concerns about the risk of car bombs.
He also has access to a large glass-walled conference room in the middle of the space near his desk that features bullet-resistant windows and a panic button. There's also a persistent rumor among Facebook employees that he has a secret "panic chute" his team can evacuate him down to get him out of the office in a hurry. The truth of this matter remains murky: One source said they had been briefed about the existence of a top-secret exit route through the floor of the conference room into the parking garage, but others said they had no knowledge of it. Facebook declined to comment on this.
Does the escape route include a bridge over a piranha-filled pond?
(Score: 1, Insightful) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday March 09 2019, @05:14PM (7 children)
To emphasize that the ultra-wealthy are just like us, if we were psychopathic frauds that destroyed people's lives for profit.
(Score: -1, Troll) by Ethanol-fueled on Saturday March 09 2019, @05:20PM (3 children)
What a wormy Jew.
(Score: 2, Insightful) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday March 09 2019, @11:30PM (2 children)
Time to get some new material.
(Score: -1, Troll) by Ethanol-fueled on Saturday March 09 2019, @11:46PM (1 child)
I work for my own amusement, not yours. Here's some new material for you: the material of my dick up your momma's ass. Judging from the friction coefficient, I'd say that your momma's taken a few up there already.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday March 10 2019, @02:14PM
I see. Well, this explains a lot. Including the fact that you are so easily amused by such childish and fear-inspired blather. Keep up the inadequate work.
(Score: 1) by nitehawk214 on Sunday March 10 2019, @04:56AM (2 children)
I have considered installing NASA-style emergency egress slide [youtube.com] at the window by my desk in case I see my boss coming by at 4:30 on a Friday. [youtube.com]
"Don't you ever miss the days when you used to be nostalgic?" -Loiosh
(Score: 2) by DannyB on Sunday March 10 2019, @10:49PM (1 child)
I have left by 4:30 on a Friday.
The lower I set my standards the more accomplishments I have.
(Score: 2) by driverless on Monday March 11 2019, @03:59AM
I tried to, but the damn app took so long to save all its files and close down that by the time it was finished Lumbergh was standing by my cubicle. Now it looks like I'm going to have to work weekends.