Zuckerberg doesn't typically work in a cordoned-off office like a traditional corporate executive. Instead, his regular desk is on the floor of Facebook's open-plan office, just like everyone — but executive-protection officers sit near his desk while he works, in case of security threats. Facebook's offices are built above an employee parking lot, but it's impossible to park directly beneath Zuckerberg's desk because of concerns about the risk of car bombs.
He also has access to a large glass-walled conference room in the middle of the space near his desk that features bullet-resistant windows and a panic button. There's also a persistent rumor among Facebook employees that he has a secret "panic chute" his team can evacuate him down to get him out of the office in a hurry. The truth of this matter remains murky: One source said they had been briefed about the existence of a top-secret exit route through the floor of the conference room into the parking garage, but others said they had no knowledge of it. Facebook declined to comment on this.
Does the escape route include a bridge over a piranha-filled pond?
(Score: 2) by takyon on Saturday March 09 2019, @06:36PM (2 children)
Global warming killed all the laser sharks.
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(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday March 09 2019, @07:00PM (1 child)
It is now global warning.
(Score: 2) by DannyB on Sunday March 10 2019, @10:52PM
No. It is now Climate Change.
Or maybe change as what is done to soiled diapers.
Protester: We demand change! We demand change!
DannyB: why demand change when paper currency comes in much larger denominations?
People today are educated enough to repeat what they are taught but not to question what they are taught.