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PSA: the CDC Website on Zombie Preparedness

posted by martyb on Tuesday March 26 2019, @03:50PM   Printer-friendly
from the yes-thats-a-real-thing dept.

DannyB writes:

I discovered today that there is a CDC website on Zombie Preparedness.

The government helping with all your Zombie Apocalypse Preparation needs.

Who knew? I checked, and it's not April 1 yet.

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  • (Score: 3, Funny) by takyon on Tuesday March 26 2019, @04:35PM (6 children)

    by takyon (881) <takyonNO@SPAMsoylentnews.org> on Tuesday March 26 2019, @04:35PM (#820159) Journal

    Telling you where you can loot firearms and explosives during the Zombie Apocalypse. :-)

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  • (Score: 2) by DannyB on Tuesday March 26 2019, @05:13PM

    by DannyB (5839) Subscriber Badge on Tuesday March 26 2019, @05:13PM (#820172) Journal

    And drugs -- oh, wrong department.

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  • (Score: 2) by Runaway1956 on Tuesday March 26 2019, @05:23PM (4 children)

    by Runaway1956 (2926) Subscriber Badge on Tuesday March 26 2019, @05:23PM (#820174) Journal

    What about flamethrowers? Those would be good for an ebola outbreak as well.

    • (Score: 2) by FatPhil on Tuesday March 26 2019, @05:34PM

      by FatPhil (863) <{pc-soylent} {at} {asdf.fi}> on Tuesday March 26 2019, @05:34PM (#820180) Homepage
      +1 Troll!
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    • (Score: 2) by DannyB on Tuesday March 26 2019, @07:13PM (1 child)

      by DannyB (5839) Subscriber Badge on Tuesday March 26 2019, @07:13PM (#820235) Journal

      A newer SN article leads me to believe China is in need of flame throwers right now.

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    • (Score: -1, Flamebait) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday March 26 2019, @10:06PM

      by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday March 26 2019, @10:06PM (#820366)

      Are you calling Obama "ebola" ?