In a spot of dry humor, El Reg has a story up on how the Government of Ridgefield, CT, attempted to remedy a damp baseball field in preparation for a high school game by lighting it on fire with gasoline.
In what could be understatement of the week, a Connecticut town has admitted that "a poor decision was made" when 24 gallons (109 litres) of petrol were poured on a baseball field and set on fire.
According to the town's Facebook page:
Town of Ridgefield, CT
on SaturdayThere as been an incident in town that we want [to] make citizens aware of. A RHS baseball game at Governor Park was delayed due to weather conditions on the field this morning. A poor decision was made (and being looked into by the RPD) to “dry the field quicker” and 24 gallons of gasoline was poured and set on fire. Thanks to the RFD, Peter Hill the Director of Public Works, DEEP, the RPD, and our Certified Spill Response Team for their incredible help. No one was injured and no one is in danger. The plan is to excavate the infield, place dirt in a safe container, and add fresh, clean soil to the field. We will update you as we know more.
Sadly for the players, it turns out that fire and grass did not work together as was apparently hoped and the game had to be held elsewhere. A later update on the town's page indicates
Town of Ridgefield, CT
on SaturdayAn update to the field fire situation. The field may be closed for the week due to the need for testing to be completed.
Comments on the page are everything you might expect and deserve your attention, for example one individual pointed out that he "would have added the use of a leaf blower to give the fire more oxygen."
Science!
(Score: 2) by captain normal on Tuesday April 09 2019, @08:34PM (3 children)
That's only a bit under 29 gallons (pretty much what a large pick up truck or large SUV holds in it's tank). Spread out over a baseball field, I'm surprised they could spray it out fast enough to cover the area and get it ignited before most of it evaporated.
When life isn't going right, go left.
(Score: 2) by captain normal on Tuesday April 09 2019, @08:49PM (2 children)
Totally off topic, but just realized that the time stamp on our posts seems to be based on International Date Line (180 degrees) instead of UTC (GMT or ZULU). If it was based on UTC, the time stamp on my last post would be 8:34 PM (or 20:34 UTC).
When life isn't going right, go left.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 10 2019, @01:50AM
Is what I'm seeing. Do you have your timezone set weird?
(Score: 2) by deimtee on Wednesday April 10 2019, @04:12AM
is what I see here in eastern OZ. The time is straight HTML supplied by the server, system clock should have nothing to do with it, though timezone in Soylent prefs might.
If you cough while drinking cheap red wine it really cleans out your sinuses.