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Here's Soylent's New Product. It's Food.
Mr. [Rob] Rhinehart first pitched Soylent to the world with a post titled "How I Stopped Eating Food." Now his successor Mr. [Bryan] Crowley says that Soylent's customers — and everyone else — should definitely keep eating food.
Asked if new customers should consider living solely off Soylent, Mr. Crowley said, "We don't recommend it, no. Absolutely. 100 percent. We don't recommend, not because we don't think it's healthy or we don't think it's there. It's a very difficult thing to do and our research tells us that it happens for a very limited amount of time." (Mr. Rhinehart himself moved the company toward gentler "meal replacement" messaging before stepping down in December 2017, when he announced Mr. Crowley as his own replacement.)
Now Soylent has edged closer to something its customers might recognize as food.
There are other reasons to tell a less provocative story. In 2017, the Canadian Food Inspection Agency informed Soylent that its product didn't meet agency requirements for "meal replacement," which halted the company's expansion in that country. In 2016, the first attempt at solid Soylent — the Food Bar — was quickly pulled from circulation after customers reported vomiting and diarrhea.
The company is working hard to ensure its products are not merely safe to eat, but also tasty and enjoyable. "That's the big word that we talked a lot about," Mr. Crowley said. "Before it was all about function. Original Soylent was function, function, function. Now you hear words like enjoyment in our mission."
Stargate SG-1 s04e01.
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(Score: 1, Insightful) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday April 23 2019, @07:06AM (9 children)
They want something fast, easy, complete (like Soylent), and consistent (same thing every time).
Oats are very consistent. They're oats. Adding things to oats doesn't make them inconsistent, not if you add the same things every time.
If you don't have any fruit for your oatmeal, you'll get scurvy.
This statement may be predicated upon the prior, but the prior does not indicate "Only eat one thing ever".
You will not get scurvy if you eat oats without fruit, but if you only eat oats. The 'only' should be stressed here. And my point was, Soylent is absurd, oats are easy to make, and *so are other foods*.
What is it with people?! Seriously.
I spend 30 minutes on a weekend, and end up making spaghetti sauce that tastes awesome, and is frozen into 10 small tupperware containers. Lasts months in the freezer.
10 meals, 30 minutes, that's 3 minutes a meal. Wtf is the problem here?
Wow, I made my own meal replacement :P
Since when did boiling a pot of noodles and adding premade sauce, or boiling oats for 2 minutes in the microwave become an immense burden. It's insanity.
I get home from work, I want a pork chop + carrots. I pull out the pan, place it on the oven, turn it on. I pull out a tiny pot, put in water, turn on its burner. Time spent?
15 seconds.
I then place pork chop in, peel 2 carrots, cut in half, drop in water. 30 seconds, including clean up.
*I then walk away*
I come back 10 minutes later, after "doing stuff" -- like throwing clothes in washer, or taking a dump, or whatever the hell I need to do when I first get home.
I flip the pork chops on the way through the room, on the way to do something else.
I come back 5 minutes later, and it's time to eat.
I literally spend all of 3 minutes cooking that meal.
Cleanup? Please... the pot with carrots can be used tomorrow for carrots. It boiled carrots, ffs, and will boil again... thus killing germs and things. The pan just needs to be rinsed with hot water, and if more is needed?
*Leave it in the sink until tomorrow*. Pans don't need to be perfectly clean, you certainly don't want to use soap on them, and anything left over is just flavour for the next meal.
It often takes me 15 seconds to clean up after a meal.
WHAT IS THE PROBLEM!!! Really! Honestly and truly, what problem is soylent solving?!
A lack of an oven or microwave?
Here's a hint for people wanting to make food taste great, easy:
- mustard powder is great on anything made of pork, and pretty much any other meat too!
- pepper brings things alive
But for the love of god, JUST MAKE YOUR OWN FOOD!
(Score: 2) by DrkShadow on Tuesday April 23 2019, @08:02AM (5 children)
Yummy, frozen spaghetti sauce for dinner again! Only took me three minutes, on average! And that's why I'm looking for something different. :-)
-> you're not looking at the whole time spent, from shopping through doing dishes. In the "making spaghetti" example, I buy sauce at the store. 10 minutes to boil the water. 15 minutes more to boil the noodles. Sauce at the same time, meat too, and there's at least 35 minutes, not including prep or shopping, that went into cooking the meal. Another half hour more to eat and 10-15 minutes cleanup, there went an hour and a half of my evening. For speghetti where someone else made the sauce.
(Score: 2) by takyon on Tuesday April 23 2019, @08:21AM
You gotta up your game and here's how:
Use a smaller pot. Use an electric kettle a couple of times to boil water and pour it right into the pot, and bring that back to a rapid boil. Snap spaghetti in half or use the half-length kind. Always cook al dente. No 15 minutes, try 7. Eat a strand to ensure it is mostly cooked. Drain (hopefully the pot lid can be used as a strainer). Return to the stove. Add some oil, spices, and heat the spaghetti to fry it a bit. Shouldn't take much longer than 5 minutes. Dump up to a half jar of sauce in and continue cooking for a couple of minutes, or if you want to be a savage, stop immediately. You're done. Only one pot to clean. Obviously, if you want to add onions, mushrooms, ground beef, etc. then you'll need a pan and hurt your time.
There is also this stuff [barilla.com] but I can't vouch for it.
Spaghetti with sauce is no soylent bachelor chow. Not healthy. But it tastes better.
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(Score: 2) by takyon on Tuesday April 23 2019, @08:58AM
Here's another tip. Use a 2 quart stainless steel pot to make your single serve meal. When it's ready, slap this [ikea.com] or something like it on the bottom. Then eat right out of the pot anywhere you want to, even from your lap. No extra dish to clean.
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(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday April 23 2019, @12:26PM (1 child)
Yummy, frozen spaghetti sauce for dinner again! Only took me three minutes, on average! And that's why I'm looking for something different. :-)
Home made spaghetti sauce, frozen and thawed, is many, many times tastier than fresh-made out of the store sauce. Start with canned, crushed tomatoes, and make your sauce from there.
And the point isn't "must be spaghetti sauce", you're focusing on the wrong part. It is simply, "make your own food". People buy frozen pre-made dinners at the store, instead of making it themselves!
you're not looking at the whole time spent, from shopping through doing dishes.
Yes, I am. But you ignored my times, I guess? imagining they are unrealistic? They're not.
First, you're including "standing around and doing nothing" as part of the cooking process. You don't need to watch a pot boil. Really. You don't. Same for stuff cooking in a pan, and sauce cooking in a pot.
Take the pots out, get stuff in the pots/pans, turn it to the right temp, walk away. Come back in a bit, adjust. As with anything, skills increase over time.
Don't just stand there for 35 minutes watching water boil. Why? Go do other things... don't you have other tasks to do?
And how on earth can it be 15 minutes to cleanup?!
Didn't you read? You don't need to wash the pan you boil noodles in every time... just rinse it out. Frying pans should never have soap applied. They're meant to *stay* greasy. Just hot water, and done.
Another example -- I invited family over for a Turkey meal.. Thanksgiving. A very traditional meal in Canada.
People go on, and on, and on about "oh it takes hours". Wtf?
1) Buy smallest young turkey available
2) Put in fridge
3) Take out night before, put in huge crock pot
4) Put potatoes, carrots, onions around turkey
Walk away!
Next morning -- turkey is done.
Took me all of 30 minutes to prep, cook, AND clean up after that meal. And I had 6 guests!
Cook *smarter*. Eat *smarter*.
Buying crap other people make isn't either of those.
(Score: 2) by takyon on Tuesday April 23 2019, @04:45PM
https://www.thekitchn.com/how-to-brine-a-turkey-225751 [thekitchn.com]
http://dish.allrecipes.com/how-to-brine-turkey/ [allrecipes.com]
Gotta brine and roast those turkeys.
Throwing smoked turkey into a pot of beans is also good.
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(Score: 1) by r_a_trip on Tuesday April 23 2019, @02:04PM
What is so gargantuanly important about your evenings that you don't have time to eat like a normal human being?
(Score: 2) by takyon on Tuesday April 23 2019, @08:06AM (2 children)
I agree, but if people want the option to completely replace a meal or two (or three) a day nutritionally, they should have that option. DrkShadow is not your typical consumer, but enough people have had enough reasons to buy and keep Soylent and other meal replacements on the market. I don't know how successful Soylent really is, but it has made its way into supermarkets.
Most people feed their cats and dogs the same kibble every day. That's how Futurama's Bachelor Chow memed into this conversation. You have powdered stuff like Soylent, Ambronite, and Huel that provide every %DV of protein, nutrients, etc. that a person needs (and maybe a bit of lead and cadmium too, yum). But if you are drinking and not chewing, that is probably not good for your oral health. We're going to assume that the intended users are criminally lazy and need this product ready made, poured out of a giant container, and consumed immediately with little or no prep (maybe add milk or water like in the cartoon).
Maybe eating cat or dog food is the answer. Soylent certainly doesn't come as cheap as rice, beans, pasta, etc. Maybe a higher end dry pet food can compete with it. Taste buds are fried? Eat the pet food, I dare you.
Back to reality. I have used mustard with pork but I don't use mustard powder for any purpose very often. Maybe I should change that. Black pepper is very underrated, probably due to being on every restaurant table. How many people died so we could have ubiquitous black pepper? I think everybody should be using granulated garlic on damn near everything, without even bothering to use real garlic. But I find onion powder to be much less useful and prefer to use real onions. I like to sauté onions with some black pepper and granulated garlic.
Grab an Instant Pot, you can do a lot with it, including setting and forgetting it in some cases. Make yogurt a gallon at a time, pressure cook pulled pork, or pressure cook dried beans in it.
Get a plastic bucket or mason jar and make kimchi. Prep time is not so bad unless you want to make 5 gallons.
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(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday April 23 2019, @12:29PM
I personally use cayenne pepper, but I do like black as well.
(Score: 1, Interesting) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday April 23 2019, @03:32PM
Also, btw.
If you look at mustard, it has all sorts of other things in it. And there's of course hot variants of mustard, and so on...
But raw mustard powder? That's the cat's meow on, say, cooking pork. It's great for a lot of other stuff too, heck, even the ketchup I buy at that store? It has mustard in it too! So do many mayonnaises...
Mustard. Where it's at.
Plus if the end of the world happens, you can make a mustard poultice, to help with those radiation burns and zombie bites. You just can't lose!
(NOTE: I present no claims that this particular old-time medicinal use of mustard works, but it *was* very popular, so maybe it does something?)