Submitted via IRC for SoyCow1984
Flying can be an excruciating experience these days. The CEO of United Airlines recently admitted that by the time passengers sit down on his planes, they're already "pissed at the world." But plenty of airlines have tried to make things more fun over the years, even if they were incredibly weird. So weird, in fact, that they went out of business.
Source: https://paleofuture.gizmodo.com/failed-airlines-that-were-too-weird-for-this-world-1834047283
(Score: -1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday May 04 2019, @08:28PM (2 children)
Bring back short skirt and high booties stewardesses and it will be smiles all the way.
Side benefit, the feminists will boycott the airline which means no one oozing in from the seat next to you which will make it an even better experience :-)
(Score: 3, Interesting) by epitaxial on Saturday May 04 2019, @09:52PM
How about bringing back pre 9/11 security? I'm not fond of terahertz radiation or having my balls grabbed.
(Score: 4, Touché) by Magic Oddball on Saturday May 04 2019, @11:04PM
Just speaking logically, if feminist women were the ones prone to being overweight, then the most conservative parts of the country (South & Midwest) wouldn't have the highest obesity rates [cdc.gov].