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posted by martyb on Wednesday June 19 2019, @07:24AM   Printer-friendly
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Groundbreaking climate change discovery made by, sigh, Boaty McBoatface

Great Job Internet

Climate change is real, and many would argue the most serious existing threat to humanity. Today, British scientists announced a major new discovery about how climate change is affecting sea levels that will most likely cause climate scientists to reconfigure their projection models. This discovery was made due to the efforts of, ugh, Boaty McBoatface.

[...] Now, as part of the Attenborough's maiden voyage, Boaty McBoatface has made a major discovery, published in the journal PNAS, for which we must unfortunately give it credit. In short, the submersible traversed the waters of Antarctica measuring temperature, salinity, and current. What it found was that increasingly strong winds in the Antarctic are causing cold water at the bottom of the ocean to mix with warmer water from the middle levels. That, in turn, is causing overall ocean temperatures to rise, which contributes to rising sea levels. Previously unaware of this process, climate scientists will now need to adjust their sea-level forecasts.


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  • (Score: 2) by PartTimeZombie on Wednesday June 19 2019, @11:15PM

    by PartTimeZombie (4827) on Wednesday June 19 2019, @11:15PM (#857658)

    When they can accurately predict a week...

    A week of what? Weather?

    Weather is not the same as climate.

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