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posted by chromas on Wednesday June 26 2019, @11:12AM   Printer-friendly
from the brainzZZZZZ-zZZZZ-zZZZZZ dept.

According to new research in the journal Fungal Ecology, cicadas infected with the fungus massopora are infused with reality distorting compounds similar to those found in hallucinogenic mushrooms.

The fungus causes cicadas to lose their limbs and eccentric behavior sets in: Males try to mate with everything they encounter, although the fungus has consumed their genitals and butts.

Despite the horrid physical state of infected cicadas, they continue to roam around freely as if nothing's wrong, dousing other cicadas with a dose of their disease.

You've heard of "The Walking Dead." This is "The Flying Dead."

This behavior led to one of the researchers dubbing the decaying droners "Flying Salt Shakers of Death"

"[Infected cicadas] are only zombies in the sense that the fungus is in control of their bodies," said Matt Kasson, assistant professor of forest pathology and one of the study's authors.

Naturally one of the first considerations of researchers was whether people would try to get high from the hopped up hypersexual horrors.

"maybe, if you're motivated enough."

"Here is the thing," [Kasson] said. "These psychoactive compounds were just two of less than 1,000 compounds found in these cicadas. Yes, they are notable but there are other compounds that might be harmful to humans. I wouldn't take that risk."

Possibly an area for further research.

Journal Reference
Greg R. Boyce et al, Psychoactive plant- and mushroom-associated alkaloids from two behavior modifying cicada pathogens, Fungal Ecology (2019). DOI: 10.1016/j.funeco.2019.06.002


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  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday June 26 2019, @12:37PM (3 children)

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday June 26 2019, @12:37PM (#860064)

    what would be hilerious if in humans it would work as a viagra for woman that rivals the one for males.

  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday June 26 2019, @01:40PM (2 children)

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday June 26 2019, @01:40PM (#860076)

    I think you might want to reconsider...

    although the fungus has consumed their genitals and butts.

    • (Score: -1, Flamebait) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday June 26 2019, @03:08PM

      by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday June 26 2019, @03:08PM (#860102)

      there is always the mouth though
      and (. ) ( .) 's

    • (Score: 2, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday June 26 2019, @03:36PM

      by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday June 26 2019, @03:36PM (#860116)

      Hey, those cicadas just identify as a new, non-traditionally recognized gender.
      There is nothing wrong with them at all.