Telegraph (no paywall version):
Male fertility is being irreversibly damaged by a diet of western junk food by the time men reach 18, a study has found.
A groundbreaking investigation has established that teenagers who favour high-fat and processed foods like pizzas, chips and snacks are killing off sperm-producing cells that can never be replaced.
It showed that a diet dominated by fish, chicken, vegetables and fruit is best is for protecting those cells and ensuring healthy levels of sperm.
[...] The research is being presented at the European Society for Human Reproduction and Embryology (ESHRE) annual conference in Vienna.
The solution is simple: don't eat anyone's junk.
(Score: 0, Insightful) by aristarchus on Thursday June 27 2019, @05:24AM
Why am I getting the idea that Eth's life is spent on a porcelain throne, spewing much as he does on SoylentNews, rather rancid excrement to no avail? Gregory of Tours recounted a similar case, of Arius shitting himself to death on a public latrine. Anal prolapse is no joke, call for medical assistance immediately. Ethanol? Can you hear me, Eth? Oh, dear.