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posted by chromas on Thursday June 27 2019, @03:33AM   Printer-friendly
from the junk-shot dept.

Telegraph (no paywall version):

Male fertility is being irreversibly damaged by a diet of western junk food by the time men reach 18, a study has found.

A groundbreaking investigation has established that teenagers who favour high-fat and processed foods like pizzas, chips and snacks are killing off sperm-producing cells that can never be replaced.

It showed that a diet dominated by fish, chicken, vegetables and fruit is best is for protecting those cells and ensuring healthy levels of sperm.

[...] The research is being presented at the European Society for Human Reproduction and Embryology (ESHRE) annual conference in Vienna.

The solution is simple: don't eat anyone's junk.


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  • (Score: 0, Insightful) by aristarchus on Thursday June 27 2019, @05:24AM

    by aristarchus (2645) on Thursday June 27 2019, @05:24AM (#860423) Journal

    due to the MSG shits

    Why am I getting the idea that Eth's life is spent on a porcelain throne, spewing much as he does on SoylentNews, rather rancid excrement to no avail? Gregory of Tours recounted a similar case, of Arius shitting himself to death on a public latrine. Anal prolapse is no joke, call for medical assistance immediately. Ethanol? Can you hear me, Eth? Oh, dear.

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