Telegraph (no paywall version):
Male fertility is being irreversibly damaged by a diet of western junk food by the time men reach 18, a study has found.
A groundbreaking investigation has established that teenagers who favour high-fat and processed foods like pizzas, chips and snacks are killing off sperm-producing cells that can never be replaced.
It showed that a diet dominated by fish, chicken, vegetables and fruit is best is for protecting those cells and ensuring healthy levels of sperm.
[...] The research is being presented at the European Society for Human Reproduction and Embryology (ESHRE) annual conference in Vienna.
The solution is simple: don't eat anyone's junk.
(Score: 1) by Sulla on Thursday June 27 2019, @06:16AM (2 children)
I talk to my mom and dad every day, I'm 30 with three kids and a wife. What did you do wrong?
Ceterum censeo Sinae esse delendam
(Score: 1, Touché) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday June 27 2019, @06:30AM
Heck if I'm very rich and old I wouldn't want my kids to be the ones wiping off my drool and other bodily fluids.
I'd rather have some very attractive professionals to do that sort of stuff...
Better to have real pros do that job than my kids... ;)
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday June 27 2019, @11:23PM
There are countless old people in nursing homes whose children never/rarely visit them and certainly do not take care of them. You don't have to do anything wrong, and your kids don't even have to hate you; taking care of someone is a significant burden that many people would not want to do. It is selfish to have kids just so someone can later take care of you, and a foolish, expensive gamble as well.