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posted by Fnord666 on Tuesday August 20 2019, @03:51AM   Printer-friendly
from the convert-it-to-libra-coin-if-course dept.

The bitcoin scam worked — almost too well. In 2012, back when almost no one had heard of the digital coin, he’d started modestly, asking people he found on the dark web for $200 or $300 worth of bitcoin as a way to test out his investment scheme. He told them he could exploit the then huge price differences between various bitcoin exchanges and promised huge rewards. But once they sent the funds, he vanished into the ether to find his next stooge.

There was a certain genius criminal irony to it: He would hype an untraceable anonymous digital currency, then get paid in it.

[...] But he had a problem. It was getting harder to turn the most overhyped currency since the tulip into actual cash.

[...] All of this means that people like our guy who are very rich on paper (or, more accurately, on the blockchain) must devise highly complex methods to convert their ill-gotten gains, or risk losing quite a bit of value, said Tom Robinson, co-founder of the blockchain analytics company Elliptic. “Funds from illicit activities are just lying dormant, and they are waiting to find effective means of cashing out,” he said.

Yet if we know anything about criminals, it’s that they’re resourceful. As financial institutions and regulators the world over grapple with bitcoin’s adaptation to mainstream use, some of these criminals have devised ingenious hacks for converting their money; still others are turning to alternative coins as they seek greater privacy for their transactions and to stay ahead of the law.


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  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday August 20 2019, @05:59AM (2 children)

    by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday August 20 2019, @05:59AM (#882502)

    They could buy drugs for buttcoin and sell them for real money on the streets.

  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday August 20 2019, @07:05AM (1 child)

    by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday August 20 2019, @07:05AM (#882512)

    buy drugs for buttcoin

    "Buttcoin"? Is that anything like the "smart pills" we were encouraged to ingest as kids back on the farm?

    • (Score: 1, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday August 20 2019, @07:08AM

      by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday August 20 2019, @07:08AM (#882513)

      rich on paper

      Toilet paper? OMG! They are talking about Trump! Must be, since Epstein just dumped all his buttcoin all over the floor of his cell. Price gotta fall after something like that.