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A Swedish behavioral scientist has suggested that it may be necessary to turn to cannibalism and start eating humans in order to save the planet.
Appearing on Swedish television to talk about an event based around the "food of the future," Magnus Söderlund said he would be holding seminars on the necessity of consuming human flesh in order to stop climate change.
Environmentalists blame the meat and farming industry for a large part of what they claim is the warming of the earth.
According to Söderlund, a potential fix would be the Soylent Green-solution of eating dead bodies instead.
[Ed note: At first I was going to give this story a pass and then, well... this site is called SoylentNews said name being tangentially related to Soylent Green and the tag line is: "SoylentNews is people", so it only goes to follow that you are what you eat, right? Feel free to comment seriously, but I'm quite frankly more interested in what kind of fun the community can have with this story! Some jokes just write themselves. --martyb]
(Score: 1, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday September 07 2019, @01:00PM (1 child)
I prefer the decadent taste of fresh select cuts of human brain, served with the finest wine, while I sit at my dining table with classical music playing in the background. I personally hand pick each human and that is my gift back to society, while I make both the world and the Earth a better place.
Sincerely,
Dr. Lecter
(Score: 1) by Ethanol-fueled on Saturday September 07 2019, @11:00PM
As a Lecter expert, I'd like to add that Lecter prefers to eat the rude, and he calls them "free-range rude."