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posted by Fnord666 on Thursday October 10 2019, @04:11AM   Printer-friendly
from the Money-for-nothing,-chicks-for-free dept.

I'm a driver for Uber and Lyft — here's exactly how much I make in one week on the job

The final tally was about $257 for less than 14 hours of work — or about $19 an hour.

Read on for a detailed breakdown of how much I made driving for Uber and Lyft, including some of the most unusual passengers and some mishaps I had along the way....

I put 291.1 miles on my Prius, using about 5.75 gallons of gas, which is about $13.22 in gas expenses for my area...

I had to then find who was open on a Sunday to replace the flat tire. While I was on the phone calling places, I figured I might as well get four new tires altogether, and an oil change too, since my car was almost due for those. Safety first... It was $430.22 to fix my car.

One estimate of the Prius TCO for 5 years / 75,000 miles is $34,067 - or $0.454 per mile, beating the IRS mileage rate of $0.58. This guy doesn't come off as one who does his own work or otherwise keeps that TCO down...

Interesting that he even neglected his gas money in his hourly "income" quotation, factoring in $0.50/mile TCO instead. His net income is around $112 for a self (likely under) estimated 14 hours of work (isn't calling around town on a Sunday to get your car fixed also work?), or $8 per hour. I suppose it's good for the self-esteem if you don't think of yourself putting your life at risk for less than minimum wage.

Anyone here eager to get out and live that gig economy lifestyle?


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  • (Score: 3, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday October 10 2019, @05:02AM (1 child)

    by Anonymous Coward on Thursday October 10 2019, @05:02AM (#905062)

    It's not the ride, it's not the paltry percentage that Uber or Lyft throws your way, it is the blowjobs! I get like $100-250 per, depending on, you know. Great gig, if you have nothing else to do. And at least you get to be non-union, so you can undercut all the other cocksuckers in the market! Win-win!!!! No?

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  • (Score: 1, Informative) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday October 10 2019, @06:27AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Thursday October 10 2019, @06:27AM (#905081)

    it is the blowjobs! I get like $100-250 per, depending on, you know.

    Not to mention that you extract your daily food while providing the services.