Submitted via IRC for TheMightyBuzzard
For those of us who were children in the late 80s and early 90s, we may have dreamed of one day owning a gigantic tractor trailer that could transform into a colossal fighting robot. Or of simply having a toy that could approximate this change from one form into another. As adults, though, we have come to realize that this is wishful thinking. That is, unless we decide to build this transforming bicycle.
You're thirty years late, you bastards.
Source: https://hackaday.com/2019/11/13/bicycle-transforms-mid-ride/, and a video of it in action for those who want instant gratification.
(Score: 3, Funny) by tangomargarine on Thursday November 14 2019, @07:18PM (5 children)
Ooooh, a single piston telescoped. I creamed myself three times while watching this /s
"Is that really true?" "I just spent the last hour telling you to think for yourself! Didn't you hear anything I said?"
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday November 14 2019, @07:48PM
You're going to love the hackaday penis augments in the near future.
(Score: 2) by Fluffeh on Thursday November 14 2019, @08:57PM
I agree.
"transforms"
Rather liberal use the word.
(Score: 1) by nitehawk214 on Thursday November 14 2019, @09:26PM (1 child)
If this is transforming, then my dick is transforming when I get an erection.
"Don't you ever miss the days when you used to be nostalgic?" -Loiosh
(Score: 3, Touché) by The Mighty Buzzard on Friday November 15 2019, @12:13AM
There's a "more than meets the eye" joke to be made there but it's not coming to me.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 3, Insightful) by The Mighty Buzzard on Friday November 15 2019, @12:11AM
Wrong perspective. Consider what ten year old you would have thought about it.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.