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posted by takyon on Friday November 22 2019, @09:06PM   Printer-friendly
from the baby-don't-hurt-me dept.

Tesla Cybertruck

Tesla unveiled the Cybertruck. Apparently, many people think it's ugly. I absolutely love it. It took the jellybean esthetic of modern vehicles and ran it over. Twice. There's simply no point in saying anything about this truck -- you have to look at the pictures:

https://www.theverge.com/2019/11/22/20976539/tesla-cybertruck-test-drive-electric-truck-pickup-video-features-price-elon-musk

In order to make this TFS less short, a few specs, but really, they don't matter until you see if it appeals to you which it either will or won't in spades. The low end 250 mile range version is supposed to be about $40k. The body is unpainted cold rolled stainless steel. Upmodels will have a towing capacity variously described as 10-14k pounds and at the top end, a 500 mile range. They'll cost a lot more.

"Bulletproof" Musk Cybertruck fail

Elon Musk bragged that his "cybertruck" was bulletproof to a 9mm round, but two separate attempts to demonstrate just how tough it is failed when ball bearings thrown by hand literally caused the windows to come crashing down in pieces. So much for safety glass; even on cyber trucks, windows sucks.

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2019/nov/22/cybertruck-tesla-unveils-the-pickup-truck-we-have-to-have

We created an exoskeleton," Musk said to rapturous whoops from those attending the Los Angeles launch. "It is literally bulletproof to a 9mm handgun."

Franz von Holzhausen, Tesla's chief designer, asked Musk if he could lob a metal ball at the window of the vehicle. "Really?" said Musk. The window smashed. "Oh my fucking God," said Musk. "Maybe that was a little hard."

Showing confidence in the vehicle, Von Holzhausen then suggested he should lob it at a second window. "Try that one? Really?" asked Musk moments before the rear window was also smashed. "It didn't go through, that's the plus side," a stunned Musk said.

Also at Ars Technica and Wccftech.

See also: Hot takes as opinion cools on Tesla Cybertruck
Tesla trademarked Cybertruck and 'Cybrtrk' ahead of its planned debut


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  • (Score: 1, Interesting) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 23 2019, @02:43PM (2 children)

    by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 23 2019, @02:43PM (#923832)

    heh, cool, no worries about dents and scratches on a tired building site.
    will be super simple to clean; no useless nokes and crannies to dig dirt and grim out of.
    but need to tie stuff into the bed? how?
    the longer i look at it the more normal it looks ^_^

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  • (Score: 2) by ElizabethGreene on Saturday November 23 2019, @10:07PM

    by ElizabethGreene (6748) Subscriber Badge on Saturday November 23 2019, @10:07PM (#923976) Journal

    need to tie stuff into the bed? how?

    The website images indicate tiedowns in each corner of the bed.

    They also indicate the front of the bed is angled forward instead of flat. I'm not entirely a fan of that.

  • (Score: 2) by corey on Sunday November 24 2019, @09:48AM

    by corey (2202) on Sunday November 24 2019, @09:48AM (#924134)

    I'd be interested in the next year's model. After they've had a heap of customer feedback, reviews etc. And fixed them, as well as the bugs.

    It is a piece of art though. I always had a level of disappointment for Tesla because they are a bit of a disruptor in the market, but their cars look just like the other blobs on the road. They had an opportunity to totally rethink what cars are, and make something futuristic, and electric.

    I respect this because it's bloody different.

    And with awesome practical features.