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posted by takyon on Friday November 22 2019, @09:06PM   Printer-friendly
from the baby-don't-hurt-me dept.

Tesla Cybertruck

Tesla unveiled the Cybertruck. Apparently, many people think it's ugly. I absolutely love it. It took the jellybean esthetic of modern vehicles and ran it over. Twice. There's simply no point in saying anything about this truck -- you have to look at the pictures:

https://www.theverge.com/2019/11/22/20976539/tesla-cybertruck-test-drive-electric-truck-pickup-video-features-price-elon-musk

In order to make this TFS less short, a few specs, but really, they don't matter until you see if it appeals to you which it either will or won't in spades. The low end 250 mile range version is supposed to be about $40k. The body is unpainted cold rolled stainless steel. Upmodels will have a towing capacity variously described as 10-14k pounds and at the top end, a 500 mile range. They'll cost a lot more.

"Bulletproof" Musk Cybertruck fail

Elon Musk bragged that his "cybertruck" was bulletproof to a 9mm round, but two separate attempts to demonstrate just how tough it is failed when ball bearings thrown by hand literally caused the windows to come crashing down in pieces. So much for safety glass; even on cyber trucks, windows sucks.

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2019/nov/22/cybertruck-tesla-unveils-the-pickup-truck-we-have-to-have

We created an exoskeleton," Musk said to rapturous whoops from those attending the Los Angeles launch. "It is literally bulletproof to a 9mm handgun."

Franz von Holzhausen, Tesla's chief designer, asked Musk if he could lob a metal ball at the window of the vehicle. "Really?" said Musk. The window smashed. "Oh my fucking God," said Musk. "Maybe that was a little hard."

Showing confidence in the vehicle, Von Holzhausen then suggested he should lob it at a second window. "Try that one? Really?" asked Musk moments before the rear window was also smashed. "It didn't go through, that's the plus side," a stunned Musk said.

Also at Ars Technica and Wccftech.

See also: Hot takes as opinion cools on Tesla Cybertruck
Tesla trademarked Cybertruck and 'Cybrtrk' ahead of its planned debut


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  • (Score: 3, Informative) by toddestan on Saturday November 23 2019, @06:36PM (1 child)

    by toddestan (4982) on Saturday November 23 2019, @06:36PM (#923910)

    I'm not sure if we live in the same universe, or are you just being sarcastic? Are you referring to the 1994 redesign of the Dodge Ram where it adopted the semi-truck look? I'd argue that's the complete opposite - that's the start of where pickup trucks started becoming overly macho - testosterone-fueled, overly aggressive, form over function styling designed to appeal to those that desired a truck as a lifestyle choice as opposed to those that bought a truck because they needed a truck. The 1994 Dodge Ram arguably started us down the path that has led us to the huge, butch, overstyled, and hideously ugly pickup trucks that the big three sell today.

    With that said, I actually consider the 1994 Dodge Ram a rather handsome, attractive design that has aged well. It was kind of out there in 1994, but by today's standards it's tasteful and restrained. Dodge really hasn't given us anything but constant reiterations of that design ever since either. While none of the followups match the good looks of the original, that the current Ram is basically a ripoff of the 1994 Ram makes it far better looking truck than what the other two of the big three are offering at the moment.

    If anything, it's Ford that made the most feminine truck when they redesigned the F150 in 1997. The previous F150, which was basically a new front clip on a design that otherwise dated back to 1980, was arguably the last "real" pickup truck on the market with its simple, no-nonsense design, base I6 engine and manual transmission. The 1997 design was a very much a product of the 1990's with its jellybean look and extensive use of plastics where there used to be steel. Not a bad looking truck, especially by today's standards, but was a big turning point for Ford in terms of their design language.

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  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday November 24 2019, @06:27PM

    by Anonymous Coward on Sunday November 24 2019, @06:27PM (#924226)

    i agree. the reason the 94 dodge sold well is because it had a dick nose and all the buyers were like "i, being dickless need to show may massive dick nosed truck to the world!".