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posted by martyb on Tuesday December 10 2019, @04:00PM   Printer-friendly
from the There-Is-No-Such-Thing-As-Climate-Change dept.

Australia is on fire. Again. Happens every year around this time, but this year is worse. A lot worse, with smoke and haze covering large parts of the eastern seaboard. The effect of the fires can be felt in New Zealand where the smoke is causing blood red sunsets. Meanwhile, the Prime Minister of Australia has briefly offered a prayer in support. The deadly fires have killed hundreds of drop bears while scourging the countryside across several states.


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  • (Score: 1, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday December 10 2019, @10:16PM (2 children)

    by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday December 10 2019, @10:16PM (#930818)

    hundreds of drop bears

    "I see you've played knifey-spoony before".

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  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday December 10 2019, @11:33PM

    by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday December 10 2019, @11:33PM (#930855)

    A game in which two or more players compare knives; the player with the largest knife is the winner. However, any player may choose to use a spoon instead of a knife. Any spoon beats any knife, but a player with a spoon is disqualified if another player recognizes and announces his or her use of a spoon.

    No.

  • (Score: 2) by acid andy on Wednesday December 11 2019, @01:46AM

    by acid andy (1683) on Wednesday December 11 2019, @01:46AM (#930903) Homepage Journal

    That's a funny name. I'd have called them chuzz wozzas.

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    If a cat has kittens, does a rat have rittens, a bat bittens and a mat mittens?