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Every year, little black-and-white birds called pied flycatchers make the lengthy trek from sub-saharan Africa to northern Europe to feast on caterpillars, claim a nest, and have babies. This typically goes off without a hitch, and the birds return to Africa a few months later, offspring in tow. But recently, some flycatchers have arrived to find their nesting sites occupied by haughty, territorial great tits. And those birds don't just chase flycatchers away—they brutally attack them, kill them, and eat their brains.
Source: https://www.popsci.com/great-tits-murder-climate-change/
(Score: 4, Funny) by The Mighty Buzzard on Tuesday March 03 2020, @04:58AM (2 children)
I knew I could count on you guys to see that all the important jokes were made while I was busy.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday March 03 2020, @05:10AM (1 child)
Nah, they missed one...
Zombie tits.
Let history show it wasn't Y2K, ebola, corona virus, or even climate change that killed us all.... it was zombie tits.
(Score: 4, Funny) by The Mighty Buzzard on Tuesday March 03 2020, @01:38PM
They were saving it for you. They're cool like that.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.