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A UK supermarket has banned the use of money that was stored in shoes and bras as part of the effort to reign in the spread of COVID-19. Among other strange facts coming out of this outbreak is that some people lick their money before handing it over to the cashier.
We are doomed.
[Ed Note - Updated the story to reflect that the store is called Iceland and is, in fact, a UK supermarket.]
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(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday March 14 2020, @08:29AM (2 children)
Boob sweat is the vector that will kill us all? What happened to the Ring around the Rosy, and the Sport girls and pills of white mercury? And they (John Hopkins) [nbcnews.com] are talking about survivor transfusions as the therapy of choice? OK. We are all domed.
(Score: 2) by Bot on Saturday March 14 2020, @09:28AM (1 child)
>We are all domed.
Unusquisque domo sua.
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(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday March 14 2020, @07:38PM
Apropos: Quran 104: (from Rodwell)
"...It is God's kindled fire,
Which shall mount above the hearts of the damned;
It shall verily rise over them like a vault,
On outstretched columns."
Domed indeed!!