Stories
Slash Boxes
Comments

SoylentNews is people

posted by Fnord666 on Saturday March 14 2020, @06:16AM   Printer-friendly
from the gotta-ban-them-all dept.

A UK supermarket has banned the use of money that was stored in shoes and bras as part of the effort to reign in the spread of COVID-19. Among other strange facts coming out of this outbreak is that some people lick their money before handing it over to the cashier.

We are doomed.

[Ed Note - Updated the story to reflect that the store is called Iceland and is, in fact, a UK supermarket.]


Original Submission

 
This discussion has been archived. No new comments can be posted.
Display Options Threshold/Breakthrough Mark All as Read Mark All as Unread
The Fine Print: The following comments are owned by whoever posted them. We are not responsible for them in any way.
  • (Score: 1, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday March 14 2020, @09:17AM (1 child)

    by Anonymous Coward on Saturday March 14 2020, @09:17AM (#971112)

    So, fake news, then! And probably fake boobs, as well. Editores! Mon Dieu! You are supposed to catch stuff like this! I am loosing faith in SN.

    Starting Score:    0  points
    Moderation   +1  
       Flamebait=1, Troll=1, Funny=3, Total=5
    Extra 'Funny' Modifier   0  

    Total Score:   1  
  • (Score: 0, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday March 14 2020, @01:37PM

    by Anonymous Coward on Saturday March 14 2020, @01:37PM (#971179)

    My faith in SN was already pretty loose.