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posted by Fnord666 on Saturday March 14 2020, @06:16AM   Printer-friendly
from the gotta-ban-them-all dept.

A UK supermarket has banned the use of money that was stored in shoes and bras as part of the effort to reign in the spread of COVID-19. Among other strange facts coming out of this outbreak is that some people lick their money before handing it over to the cashier.

We are doomed.

[Ed Note - Updated the story to reflect that the store is called Iceland and is, in fact, a UK supermarket.]


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  • (Score: 2) by Bot on Saturday March 14 2020, @09:28AM (1 child)

    by Bot (3902) on Saturday March 14 2020, @09:28AM (#971117) Journal

    >We are all domed.
    Unusquisque domo sua.

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  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday March 14 2020, @07:38PM

    by Anonymous Coward on Saturday March 14 2020, @07:38PM (#971283)

    Apropos: Quran 104: (from Rodwell)

    "...It is God's kindled fire,

    Which shall mount above the hearts of the damned;

    It shall verily rise over them like a vault,

    On outstretched columns."

    Domed indeed!!