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Iceland Supermarket Bans Cash Stored in Shoes and Bras

posted by Fnord666 on Saturday March 14 2020, @06:16AM   Printer-friendly
from the gotta-ban-them-all dept.

Chocolate writes:

A UK supermarket has banned the use of money that was stored in shoes and bras as part of the effort to reign in the spread of COVID-19. Among other strange facts coming out of this outbreak is that some people lick their money before handing it over to the cashier.

We are doomed.

[Ed Note - Updated the story to reflect that the store is called Iceland and is, in fact, a UK supermarket.]

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  • (Score: 2) by https on Saturday March 14 2020, @04:08PM (1 child)

    by https (5248) on Saturday March 14 2020, @04:08PM (#971222) Journal

    Go on, just try convincing us that someone can put on a bra without touching it or their breasts with their hands. I ain't slept with a woman yet who didn't do some fit adjusting in the morning, except one who wasn't wearing a bra in the first place.

    Shoes... entirely gross under any circumstances. Don't need no pandemic for that to be wrong.

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  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday March 14 2020, @07:46PM

    by Anonymous Coward on Saturday March 14 2020, @07:46PM (#971285)

    Ah, so one of each type then?(grin)