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posted by Fnord666 on Saturday March 14 2020, @06:16AM   Printer-friendly
from the gotta-ban-them-all dept.

A UK supermarket has banned the use of money that was stored in shoes and bras as part of the effort to reign in the spread of COVID-19. Among other strange facts coming out of this outbreak is that some people lick their money before handing it over to the cashier.

We are doomed.

[Ed Note - Updated the story to reflect that the store is called Iceland and is, in fact, a UK supermarket.]


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  • (Score: 2) by krishnoid on Saturday March 14 2020, @09:44PM (1 child)

    by krishnoid (1156) on Saturday March 14 2020, @09:44PM (#971326)

    Or maybe iron it under a brown paper bag, to transfer the heat but not allow the hot surface to come in direct contact with the banknote. Try it out and let us know! We'll PayPal you a few Euro to try it out and see how much heat it takes to screw it up badly enough to stop working.

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  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday March 15 2020, @03:28AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Sunday March 15 2020, @03:28AM (#971465)
    Doh. If it's plastic wash it gently with soap. 20 seconds etc.