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posted by Fnord666 on Saturday March 14 2020, @06:16AM   Printer-friendly
from the gotta-ban-them-all dept.

A UK supermarket has banned the use of money that was stored in shoes and bras as part of the effort to reign in the spread of COVID-19. Among other strange facts coming out of this outbreak is that some people lick their money before handing it over to the cashier.

We are doomed.

[Ed Note - Updated the story to reflect that the store is called Iceland and is, in fact, a UK supermarket.]


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  • (Score: 2) by dry on Sunday March 15 2020, @04:11AM

    by dry (223) on Sunday March 15 2020, @04:11AM (#971483) Journal

    Read Papilon, it's called a plan and is a small steel container that you keep up your ass. One drawback is that theft is always fatal.

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