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posted by martyb on Saturday March 14 2020, @10:46PM   Printer-friendly
from the sign-me-up-for-the-next-hermit-convention dept.

Babylon Bee:

The nation's nerds woke up in a utopia this morning, one where everyone stays inside, sporting events are being canceled, and all social interaction is forbidden.

All types of nerds, from social introverts to hardcore PC gamers, welcomed the dawn of this new era, privately from their own homes.

"I have been waiting my whole life for this moment," said Ned Pendleton, 32 -- via text message, of course -- as he fired up League of Legends on his beefy gaming PC. "They told me to take up a sport and that the kids playing basketball and stuff were gonna be way more successful than us nerds who played Counter-Strike at LAN parties every weekend."

Always look on the bright side of life.

[Certainly an element of gallows humor, but it does offer a different perspective from the incessant drumbeat of gloom and doom surrounding the current SARS-CoV-2 pandemic. What "positives" have you seen? --martyb]


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  • (Score: 1, Insightful) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday March 15 2020, @01:43AM (1 child)

    by Anonymous Coward on Sunday March 15 2020, @01:43AM (#971422)

    What tourists? You will probably be on short shifts, or lay off, pretty soon. And very likely come out alive.

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  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday March 15 2020, @02:01AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Sunday March 15 2020, @02:01AM (#971429)

    Then die slowly of starvation. But don't worry - the stock market will remain high come hell or high water https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2020-03-12/not-qe-not-anymore-fed-injects-15trillion-markets-coronavirus-stimulus-goes-global [zerohedge.com]