The Genesis II Church of Health and Healing has been claiming chlorine dioxide is a "miracle cure".
For years it has sold the industrial bleach as Miracle Mineral Solution (MMS), stating it can cure things like autism, acne, cancer, diabetes and now COVID-19.
[...] Following an investigation [...] last week, the Therapeutic Goods Administration (TGA) today announced it had issued 12 infringement notices totalling $151,200 to MMS Australia for alleged unlawful advertising of Miracle Mineral Solution and other medicines.
... still a long way to injecting it, right? But maybe that's for The Genesis III Church of Health and Healing
(Score: 4, Informative) by EvilSS on Wednesday May 13 2020, @07:13PM (13 children)
(Score: 5, Informative) by DeathMonkey on Wednesday May 13 2020, @07:46PM (4 children)
"Bleach" is a generic term for things that...well...bleach stuff.
Bleach is the generic name for any chemical product which is used industrially and domestically to clean, and to remove stains. [wikipedia.org]
bleach - noun - a strong chemical used for cleaning things or removing color from things [cambridge.org]
They're not calling it plain bleach, though. They're calling it "industrial bleach," which is accurate since it's mostly used in industry. (bleaching of wood pulp for example [wikipedia.org])
(Score: 2, Informative) by EvilSS on Wednesday May 13 2020, @10:09PM (3 children)
(Score: 1, Insightful) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday May 13 2020, @11:54PM
Kinda like sodium chloride (common table salt) is a salt. "Salt" is a generic word that refers to many, many compounds that are the result of the chemical reaction between an acid and a base.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday May 14 2020, @07:54AM (1 child)
The headline is "Church in Australia selling bleach as a Coronavirus treatment fined $151,200." What alternative would you suggest to that which doesn't contain "bleach" but stays within the recommended length of 60-80 characters and 6-8 occurrences of the major parts of speech?
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday May 14 2020, @09:23AM
fuck the parts of speech - that's just one of those conservative conspiracies that teachers beat into your head so you grow up to be a good little conformist
(Score: 2) by c0lo on Thursday May 14 2020, @01:22AM (1 child)
If you look on the opening frame of the clip on top of the FA, you'll see on the bottom of the label "Contains 22.4% NaClO2". Yes, not your laundry bleach, just a more potent oxidizing agent in higher concentration.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoFiw2jMy-0 https://soylentnews.org/~MichaelDavidCrawford
(Score: 2) by EvilSS on Thursday May 14 2020, @10:47PM
(Score: 2) by Runaway1956 on Thursday May 14 2020, @05:34AM (5 children)
So, instead of "got milk?", it would be "got goat?"
As a matter of fact, I got goat!! The two puppies mouthing on my feet are getting fat on it!
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday May 14 2020, @09:10AM (4 children)
I don't know what this means but it sounds disgusting.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday May 14 2020, @09:25AM (3 children)
GP is feeding his puppies goat milk? And, those fat little puppies are chewing on his toes while he sits at his desk? Maybe?
(Score: 2) by hendrikboom on Thursday May 14 2020, @08:35PM (2 children)
Maybe the puppies are chewing on his goatskin shoes?
(Score: 2) by Osamabobama on Thursday May 14 2020, @09:11PM
I think he's looking at goatse porn.
Appended to the end of comments you post. Max: 120 chars.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday May 15 2020, @02:11AM
That was probably a "gout" joke. It is very common in older males with diets high in red meat and beer. Might want to consider asking his doctor for a glucocorticoid injection, if so.