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Church Selling Bleach as a Coronavirus Treatment Fined $151,200

posted by martyb on Wednesday May 13 2020, @06:33PM   Printer-friendly
from the really-cleaning-up dept.

c0lo writes:

Australian Broadcast Corp

The Genesis II Church of Health and Healing has been claiming chlorine dioxide is a "miracle cure".

For years it has sold the industrial bleach as Miracle Mineral Solution (MMS), stating it can cure things like autism, acne, cancer, diabetes and now COVID-19.

[...] Following an investigation [...] last week, the Therapeutic Goods Administration (TGA) today announced it had issued 12 infringement notices totalling $151,200 to MMS Australia for alleged unlawful advertising of Miracle Mineral Solution and other medicines.

... still a long way to injecting it, right? But maybe that's for The Genesis III Church of Health and Healing

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  • (Score: 2) by Runaway1956 on Thursday May 14 2020, @05:34AM (5 children)

    by Runaway1956 (2926) Subscriber Badge on Thursday May 14 2020, @05:34AM (#994124) Journal

    So, instead of "got milk?", it would be "got goat?"

    As a matter of fact, I got goat!! The two puppies mouthing on my feet are getting fat on it!

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  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday May 14 2020, @09:10AM (4 children)

    by Anonymous Coward on Thursday May 14 2020, @09:10AM (#994166)

    I don't know what this means but it sounds disgusting.

    • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday May 14 2020, @09:25AM (3 children)

      by Anonymous Coward on Thursday May 14 2020, @09:25AM (#994170)

      GP is feeding his puppies goat milk? And, those fat little puppies are chewing on his toes while he sits at his desk? Maybe?

      • (Score: 2) by hendrikboom on Thursday May 14 2020, @08:35PM (2 children)

        by hendrikboom (1125) Subscriber Badge on Thursday May 14 2020, @08:35PM (#994380) Homepage Journal

        Maybe the puppies are chewing on his goatskin shoes?

        • (Score: 2) by Osamabobama on Thursday May 14 2020, @09:11PM

          by Osamabobama (5842) on Thursday May 14 2020, @09:11PM (#994395)

          I think he's looking at goatse porn.

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        • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday May 15 2020, @02:11AM

          by Anonymous Coward on Friday May 15 2020, @02:11AM (#994482)

          That was probably a "gout" joke. It is very common in older males with diets high in red meat and beer. Might want to consider asking his doctor for a glucocorticoid injection, if so.