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posted by Fnord666 on Saturday June 27 2020, @10:20PM   Printer-friendly

Sex addict claims hot female gamers caused him to injure his penis:

A California sex addict is suing the video streaming platform Twitch for $25 million after claiming the site's overabundance of "scantily clad gamers" have caused him to injure his penis, according to the lawsuit.

In the legal document filed at a Santa Clara County court on June 15, San Francisco's Erik Estavillo claimed the Amazon subsidiary had "subjected him to overly suggestive and sexual content from various female streamers."

To cure the "Twitch" in his pants, the self-proclaimed sex addict reportedly resorted to using a Fleshlight to masturbate while watching the salacious gamers, which resulted in him "chaffing" his penis every day.

The plaintiff's randy pastime was "extremely painful" and caused him redness and mild infections that forced him to use "Neosporin on his tip to prevent necrosis," per the 56-page document.

Estavillo alleges in the transcript he even once ejaculated on his PC monitor, which caused his gaming system to short-circuit and resulted in a fire that temporarily caused his apartment to black out.

In response to The Post's request for comment on the allegations, a Twitch spokesman simply stated, "These claims are frivolous and have absolutely no merit".


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  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday June 27 2020, @10:44PM (7 children)

    by Anonymous Coward on Saturday June 27 2020, @10:44PM (#1013447)

    That's absolute disgrace. Where are these sexy gamer girls at?

  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday June 27 2020, @10:48PM (6 children)

    by Anonymous Coward on Saturday June 27 2020, @10:48PM (#1013450)

    Twitch.tv

    Follow the cleavage and you good.

    • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday June 28 2020, @01:37AM (5 children)

      by Anonymous Coward on Sunday June 28 2020, @01:37AM (#1013506)

      Didn't see no hot chicks. Some regular Midwestern cows, but nothing impressive. Nothing like hot East European/East Asian babes.

      • (Score: 1, Informative) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday June 28 2020, @02:55AM (4 children)

        by Anonymous Coward on Sunday June 28 2020, @02:55AM (#1013543)
        • (Score: 2) by edIII on Sunday June 28 2020, @06:14AM (3 children)

          by edIII (791) on Sunday June 28 2020, @06:14AM (#1013583)

          I can confirm. If you rubbed one out just for each of the pics in the lawsuit, you would experience some chaffing.

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          • (Score: 2) by MostCynical on Sunday June 28 2020, @11:33AM (2 children)

            by MostCynical (2589) on Sunday June 28 2020, @11:33AM (#1013629) Journal

            it may have been a cumulative effect... a power series, if you will.

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            • (Score: 1) by khallow on Sunday June 28 2020, @02:24PM (1 child)

              by khallow (3766) Subscriber Badge on Sunday June 28 2020, @02:24PM (#1013669) Journal
              Nonlinear, eh?
              • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday June 29 2020, @01:47AM

                by Anonymous Coward on Monday June 29 2020, @01:47AM (#1013932)

                Not after the first 2 or 3.