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Sex addict claims hot female gamers caused him to injure his penis:
A California sex addict is suing the video streaming platform Twitch for $25 million after claiming the site's overabundance of "scantily clad gamers" have caused him to injure his penis, according to the lawsuit.
In the legal document filed at a Santa Clara County court on June 15, San Francisco's Erik Estavillo claimed the Amazon subsidiary had "subjected him to overly suggestive and sexual content from various female streamers."
To cure the "Twitch" in his pants, the self-proclaimed sex addict reportedly resorted to using a Fleshlight to masturbate while watching the salacious gamers, which resulted in him "chaffing" his penis every day.
The plaintiff's randy pastime was "extremely painful" and caused him redness and mild infections that forced him to use "Neosporin on his tip to prevent necrosis," per the 56-page document.
Estavillo alleges in the transcript he even once ejaculated on his PC monitor, which caused his gaming system to short-circuit and resulted in a fire that temporarily caused his apartment to black out.
In response to The Post's request for comment on the allegations, a Twitch spokesman simply stated, "These claims are frivolous and have absolutely no merit".
(Score: 3, Insightful) by jasassin on Sunday June 28 2020, @02:09AM (2 children)
How would you like to refurbish that monitor?
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(Score: 5, Funny) by edIII on Sunday June 28 2020, @06:20AM (1 child)
There's some poor SOB in a Midwest office right now with a recertified RMA monitor that his cheap ass boss got him. With no idea of the incredible irony any time he attaches a sticky note to the sides of the monitor.
Technically, lunchtime is at any moment. It's just a wave function.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday June 28 2020, @09:49PM
Nobody buys refurbished CRTs - because nobody refurbishes CRTs. Even years ago it was almost impossible to give away working 19" and 21" CRTs - and this guy is the type of guy who will sue you if you gave him one because "radiation ". He swiped it out of a skip, which is why he can't sue the guy who gave it to him.
Maybe he's related to this idiot who had to have a phone charging cable removed from his bladder after shoving it up his dick [ctvnews.ca] "Can you hear me now?"
"You're holding it wrong."
"Any port in a storm."