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posted by Fnord666 on Sunday August 02 2020, @11:42PM   Printer-friendly
from the does-anyone-have-to-go-outside-to-clean-the-sensors? dept.

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2020/aug/01/3m-price-tag-inside-luxury-doomsday-bunker

Afraid of nuclear war, natural disasters, economic meltdown? The Survival Condo could be the answer

"Mechanical level", "medical level", "store level" the voice announces as the lift descends into the earth. I'd entered at parking lot level, the building's apex. I am travelling through an inverted skyscraper, the floor numbers ascending – third, fourth – as we plumb the building's depths. A hulking man in his late 50s called Larry Hall stands next to me, whistling, black shirt tucked into blue jeans.

When the doors open, I can't suppress a laugh. In front of us, four storeys below central Kansas, is a supermarket complete with shopping baskets, cold cabinets and an espresso machine behind the counter. Hall smiles.

"It's good, isn't it? On the original blueprint for the renovation, it just said 'storerooms' on this level. The psychologist we hired for the project took one look at that and said, 'No, no, no, this needs to feel like a miniature Whole Foods supermarket. We need a tile floor and nicely presented cases, because if people are locked in this silo and they have to come down here and rifle through cardboard boxes to get their food, you'll have depressed people everywhere.'"

I am inside the most lavish and sophisticated private bunker in the world: the Survival Condo. It was once a cold war US government missile silo. Constructed in the early 60s, at a cost of approximately $15m to the US taxpayer, it was one of 72 structures built to protect [against] a nuclear warhead 100 times more powerful than the bomb dropped on Nagasaki. Many of these silos were blown up and buried after decades of disuse. But not all of them.


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  • (Score: 2) by c0lo on Monday August 03 2020, @02:16AM

    by c0lo (156) Subscriber Badge on Monday August 03 2020, @02:16AM (#1030542) Journal

    but how satisfying will it be for them when they break in to find the idiots didn't even bring anybody who knows how to do anything, and starved to death trying to open a can of beans?

    Very. Not for the schadenfreude feeling, but... moar bean cans for them.

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