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posted by CoolHand on Saturday April 25 2015, @02:14AM   Printer-friendly
from the apple-on-a-wrist-is-weird dept.

Unless you've been hiding in a cave in Afghanistan you know about the Apple Watch. Well, it went on sale today. It may be a useful piece of technology or it may be a waste of money, but it's here and it's real.

For those Soylentils who like to buy tech gadgets and then tear them down, El Reg has already done it for you. Enjoy.

 
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  • (Score: 5, Funny) by Anne Nonymous on Saturday April 25 2015, @03:49AM

    by Anne Nonymous (712) on Saturday April 25 2015, @03:49AM (#174956)

    > Unless you've been hiding in a cave in Afghanistan you know about the Apple Watch.

    So either you care about the Apple watch, or you are a terrorist on the order of Osama Bin Laden?

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  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday April 25 2015, @03:50AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Saturday April 25 2015, @03:50AM (#174957)

    So either you care about the Apple watch, or you are a terrorist on the order of Osama Bin Laden?

    "care" != "know"

    • (Score: 1) by Anne Nonymous on Saturday April 25 2015, @04:19AM

      by Anne Nonymous (712) on Saturday April 25 2015, @04:19AM (#174964)

      Even worse!

      • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday April 25 2015, @04:21AM

        by Anonymous Coward on Saturday April 25 2015, @04:21AM (#174966)
        ... well I suppose. It does mean your joke makes no sense.
        • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday April 25 2015, @08:42PM

          by Anonymous Coward on Saturday April 25 2015, @08:42PM (#175162)

          If !care then know.
          Not knowing is easier than not caring, therefore more people are terrorists: the condition that is bad m'kay.

          Entirely unrelated surely, by chance, are you German?

  • (Score: 2) by Yog-Yogguth on Saturday April 25 2015, @06:23AM

    by Yog-Yogguth (1862) Subscriber Badge on Saturday April 25 2015, @06:23AM (#174989) Journal

    Well I'd rather be a terrorist than care about Apple anything :)

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    • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday April 25 2015, @07:04AM

      by Anonymous Coward on Saturday April 25 2015, @07:04AM (#174992)
      How do you feel about fluency in English?
      • (Score: 5, Funny) by Yog-Yogguth on Saturday April 25 2015, @07:48AM

        by Yog-Yogguth (1862) Subscriber Badge on Saturday April 25 2015, @07:48AM (#174995) Journal

        I think it's something every American should strive for as a second language :D

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