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posted by CoolHand on Wednesday May 06 2015, @06:14AM   Printer-friendly
from the monkeys-on-a-treadmill dept.

The tragic sudden death of Silicon Valley entrepreneur Dave Goldberg, CEO of SurveyMonkey and husband of Facebook COO Sheryl Sandberg, has taken a twist. The cause of death was initially withheld; now it has been reported that the 47-year old died while working out in a gym at a Mexican resort hotel. Goldberg was found by his brother lying next to a treadmill in a pool of blood, with a gash in his head; state officials believe the injury occurred after he fell off the machine. Meanwhile, the general manager at Four Seasons Resort Punta Mita - denies that Goldberg was even a guest at the hotel or residences.

 
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  • (Score: 2, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday May 06 2015, @06:17AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday May 06 2015, @06:17AM (#179406)

    Better to stay in the basement and eat Cheetos. I can already feel my ass expanding.

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  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday May 06 2015, @06:21AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday May 06 2015, @06:21AM (#179407)

    Ass, or cushion and safety device?

    • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday May 06 2015, @06:24AM

      by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday May 06 2015, @06:24AM (#179410)

      It's safer to be bottom-heavy. Less chance of dying from falling over.

  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday May 06 2015, @07:09AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday May 06 2015, @07:09AM (#179414)
    Was he milled or was he threaded?
  • (Score: 2) by DeathMonkey on Wednesday May 06 2015, @07:32PM

    by DeathMonkey (1380) on Wednesday May 06 2015, @07:32PM (#179635) Journal

    I can already feel my ass expanding.
     
    Keep expanding and eventually the treadmill will come to you!