The tragic sudden death of Silicon Valley entrepreneur Dave Goldberg, CEO of SurveyMonkey and husband of Facebook COO Sheryl Sandberg, has taken a twist. The cause of death was initially withheld; now it has been reported that the 47-year old died while working out in a gym at a Mexican resort hotel. Goldberg was found by his brother lying next to a treadmill in a pool of blood, with a gash in his head; state officials believe the injury occurred after he fell off the machine. Meanwhile, the general manager at Four Seasons Resort Punta Mita - denies that Goldberg was even a guest at the hotel or residences.
(Score: 2, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday May 06 2015, @06:17AM
Better to stay in the basement and eat Cheetos. I can already feel my ass expanding.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday May 06 2015, @06:21AM
Ass, or cushion and safety device?
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday May 06 2015, @06:24AM
It's safer to be bottom-heavy. Less chance of dying from falling over.
(Score: 2) by The Archon V2.0 on Wednesday May 06 2015, @02:17PM
For maximum safety, get so large you become a Weeble.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday May 06 2015, @07:09AM
(Score: 2) by DeathMonkey on Wednesday May 06 2015, @07:32PM
I can already feel my ass expanding.
Keep expanding and eventually the treadmill will come to you!