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Officials: SurveyMonkey CEO Died In Treadmill Accident

posted by CoolHand on Wednesday May 06 2015, @06:14AM   
from the monkeys-on-a-treadmill dept.

An Anonymous Coward writes:

The tragic sudden death of Silicon Valley entrepreneur Dave Goldberg, CEO of SurveyMonkey and husband of Facebook COO Sheryl Sandberg, has taken a twist. The cause of death was initially withheld; now it has been reported that the 47-year old died while working out in a gym at a Mexican resort hotel. Goldberg was found by his brother lying next to a treadmill in a pool of blood, with a gash in his head; state officials believe the injury occurred after he fell off the machine. Meanwhile, the general manager at Four Seasons Resort Punta Mita - denies that Goldberg was even a guest at the hotel or residences.

• Death trap Death trap (Score: 1, Offtopic) by aristarchus on Wednesday May 06 2015, @08:18AM

  by aristarchus (2645) on Wednesday May 06 2015, @08:18AM (#179429) Journal

  I knew there was a reason I never responded to any of my colleagues who tried to set up some kind of Sociology Experiment with Surveying Monkeys. I always knew it was and Elephant, standing on the back of an enormous tortoise, and that it was turtles all the way down. No need to pole (misspelling intentional, nota bene) that!

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• Re:Death trap Re:Death trap (Score: 2, Touché) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday May 06 2015, @05:27PM

  by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday May 06 2015, @05:27PM (#179595)

  There needs to be a -0/-1 Bad Attempt At Humor mod...

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  • Re:Death trap (Score: 2) by aristarchus on Wednesday May 06 2015, @09:32PM

    by aristarchus (2645) on Wednesday May 06 2015, @09:32PM (#179679) Journal

    Sorry. You are right. Commencing self-down-mod, , , now!

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