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posted by CoolHand on Saturday May 09 2015, @06:02PM   Printer-friendly
from the paranoid-much? dept.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-05-07/jade-helm-15-prompts-texas-takeover-conspiracy/6452810

A paper published last year found that around half of the American public consistently endorses at least one conspiracy theory, and that many popular conspiracy theories are differentiated along ideological dimensions. Having said that, their research was pre-Snowden revelations, so many of the conspiracy theories may have been well founded.

Even so, the hysteria surrounding Operation Jade Helm 15 seems unusually shrill, with Chuck Norris (ex fake Texas Ranger) urging Texans not to believe government reassurances that it is just an exercise, and Governor Greg Abbott ordering the National Guard to monitor the US military's activities.

So what do Soylentils think? Will conservative Texas, in the words of Freedom Fighter 2127 on YouTube be, "The first state, according to our military source, these are not just drills. Texas will be the first state to be under martial law"?

There are plenty of people willing to point out the lunacy of the conspiracy theorists. Of course, Jon Stewart is one:

"There is no Texas takeover," Stewart said. "The United States government already controls Texas — since like the 1840s. And you left and then you came back. Just borrow a textbook from a neighboring state. It's all in there.

 
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  • (Score: 2) by MichaelDavidCrawford on Saturday May 09 2015, @08:04PM

    by MichaelDavidCrawford (2339) Subscriber Badge <mdcrawford@gmail.com> on Saturday May 09 2015, @08:04PM (#180852) Homepage Journal

    - by aliens.

    Consider also that nine out of ten mentally ill people never come to the attention of a mental health professional during their entire lives.

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  • (Score: 1, Informative) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday May 09 2015, @09:59PM

    by Anonymous Coward on Saturday May 09 2015, @09:59PM (#180873)

    Bullshit.

  • (Score: 1, Disagree) by Fauxlosopher on Sunday May 10 2015, @12:11AM

    by Fauxlosopher (4804) on Sunday May 10 2015, @12:11AM (#180918) Journal

    Consider also that nine out of ten mentally ill people never come to the attention of a mental health professional during their entire lives.

    Sounds like such people are doing better than implied, if they never draw the attention of mental health professionals. It almost seems as though there may be some controversy regarding the newest bible for diagnosis of mental illnesses [www.nhs.uk]...

  • (Score: 3, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday May 10 2015, @03:30AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Sunday May 10 2015, @03:30AM (#180961)

    At one point, when enough people have worked for the government and similar criminal organizations, normal people can start sensing that something is going on. This leads them to create theories to explain events, which are then loudly refuted by the masters, and laughed at publicly. The masters have the media/miltary/others that they use, the rest of us do not have that luxury.

    But lately that is changing as more people are using the internet and that is why big brother _MUST_ control it to ensure its own survival and maintain absolute control over everyone, everywhere. How else can anyone explain abductions by aliens, only that the abductions may not have been done by aliens, but by their own government. They abduct you (in your sleep perhaps), and conduct experiments on you, get a complete read-out of your entire memory, and plant memories there, inject you will stuff, put microchips in your body, so you are actively spying for them while not being aware of it.

    Consider also that nine out of ten mentally ill people never come to the attention of a mental health professional

    Galileo was also called mad by his colleagues.

  • (Score: 2) by Runaway1956 on Sunday May 10 2015, @04:25AM

    by Runaway1956 (2926) Subscriber Badge on Sunday May 10 2015, @04:25AM (#180982) Journal

    "Consider also that nine out of ten mentally ill people never come to the attention of a mental health professional during their entire lives."

    How the hell would you even know that? If they were diagnosed and counted, then they came to someone's attention. Apparently someone has ASSumed that for every nutcase known, there must be 9 more unknown nutcases. That kind of extrapolation is pure bullshit.

    How about, 92% of known intelligent races never make contact with other intelligent races? That makes just about as much sense, doesn't it?

    • (Score: 4, Interesting) by MichaelDavidCrawford on Sunday May 10 2015, @05:23AM

      He pointed out that in the US, at the time he wrote the book, there were 30,000 automobile fatalities each year in which the driver was the only person in the car. While some of those are truly accidents, undoubtably many of them are suicides.

      It happens that I know four people who are quite severely paranoid. They are all friends of mine. Only one of them has ever seen a shrink. The other three are conspiracy theorists. It's quite disturbing to spend much time around them.

      That book I mentioned in the subject, I found in the UC Santa Cruz library.

      It's also well-documented to be quite common for UNDIAGNOSED manic depressives to kill themselves. I don't clearly recall how many, but I think it's one out of five. That they were manic depressives is determined post-mortem, by considering how they behaved while still alive.

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      • (Score: 1) by Bogsnoticus on Monday May 11 2015, @03:15AM

        by Bogsnoticus (3982) on Monday May 11 2015, @03:15AM (#181323)

        He pointed out that in the US, at the time he wrote the book, there were 30,000 automobile fatalities each year in which the driver was the only person in the car. While some of those are truly accidents, undoubtably many of them are suicides.

        Given that a vast majority of americans buy those high "quality" american cars, complete with defects that get swept under the rug due to it being cheaper to pay out the lawsuits from victims families, than it is to do a recall and take the hit on the stock market, would you call them being suicides? More like corporate homicide.
        Then of course, we have the lack of seatbelt use, because it's somehow a freedom invading piece of commie architecture. "If I see an accident coming, I'll just brace for the impact."

        Don't call it suicide, when it can just as easily be put down to stupidity, and/or incompetence.

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    • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday May 10 2015, @06:46AM

      by Anonymous Coward on Sunday May 10 2015, @06:46AM (#181014)

      The prosecution rests it's case. Thank you.

  • (Score: 4, Touché) by mhajicek on Sunday May 10 2015, @06:54AM

    by mhajicek (51) on Sunday May 10 2015, @06:54AM (#181016)

    69% of statistics are made up.

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