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posted by CoolHand on Saturday May 09 2015, @06:02PM   Printer-friendly
from the paranoid-much? dept.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-05-07/jade-helm-15-prompts-texas-takeover-conspiracy/6452810

A paper published last year found that around half of the American public consistently endorses at least one conspiracy theory, and that many popular conspiracy theories are differentiated along ideological dimensions. Having said that, their research was pre-Snowden revelations, so many of the conspiracy theories may have been well founded.

Even so, the hysteria surrounding Operation Jade Helm 15 seems unusually shrill, with Chuck Norris (ex fake Texas Ranger) urging Texans not to believe government reassurances that it is just an exercise, and Governor Greg Abbott ordering the National Guard to monitor the US military's activities.

So what do Soylentils think? Will conservative Texas, in the words of Freedom Fighter 2127 on YouTube be, "The first state, according to our military source, these are not just drills. Texas will be the first state to be under martial law"?

There are plenty of people willing to point out the lunacy of the conspiracy theorists. Of course, Jon Stewart is one:

"There is no Texas takeover," Stewart said. "The United States government already controls Texas — since like the 1840s. And you left and then you came back. Just borrow a textbook from a neighboring state. It's all in there.

 
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  • (Score: 2) by maxwell demon on Sunday May 10 2015, @08:14AM

    by maxwell demon (1608) on Sunday May 10 2015, @08:14AM (#181025) Journal

    WTF is that supposed to mean, ρε μαλάκα?

    "Μορον" is "Moron" written in Greek letters.
    "Τεξάς" is "Texas" written in Greek letters.
    I have no idea what "Λαβία" is (in latin letters is would be "Labia" which isn't an English word I know, thus I suspect this one is an actual Greek word).

    BTW, what does "ρε μαλάκα" mean?

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  • (Score: 2) by Geotti on Sunday May 10 2015, @08:47AM

    by Geotti (1146) on Sunday May 10 2015, @08:47AM (#181029) Journal

    what does "ρε μαλάκα" mean?

    ρε is an interjection, and is short for μωρέ, which literally means baby [translatum.gr] (or unintelligent, depending on how far you go) [wikipedia.org] , but is used more like "dude" or the Canadian "eh"; while μαλάκα means wanker, but can be quite affectionate too.

    • (Score: 2) by Runaway1956 on Tuesday May 12 2015, @05:48AM

      by Runaway1956 (2926) Subscriber Badge on Tuesday May 12 2015, @05:48AM (#181806) Journal

      So, "Wanker baby", presumably an intimate term of endearment? Hmmmm . . .

      • (Score: 2) by Geotti on Tuesday May 12 2015, @08:37AM

        by Geotti (1146) on Tuesday May 12 2015, @08:37AM (#181864) Journal

        "Wanker, babe/kiddo" would be more correct, but it can be as innocuous as "eh, dude," an insult, or, as you said, an intimate term of endearment. Greek is quite flexible and context plays a big role ;)

  • (Score: 5, Funny) by FatPhil on Sunday May 10 2015, @10:03AM

    by FatPhil (863) <{pc-soylent} {at} {asdf.fi}> on Sunday May 10 2015, @10:03AM (#181045) Homepage
    > "Labia" [...] isn't an English word I know

    Stop propagating the stereotype.
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