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posted by cmn32480 on Saturday May 30 2015, @06:12PM   Printer-friendly
from the work-sucks dept.

The workplace is where people go to work. But much of the day is increasingly padded out with less productive activities, writes Peter Fleming. A few years ago a disturbing story appeared in the media that seemed to perfectly capture the contemporary experience of work and its ever increasing grip over our lives: "Man Dies at Office Desk - Nobody Notices for Five Days".

The case was unnerving for one reason mainly. People die all the time, but usually we notice. Are things so bad in the modern workplace that we can no longer tell the difference between the living and the dead? Of course, the story turned out to be a hoax. An urban myth.

As it happens, each country has its own variation that still fools people when they periodically appear. In the US the dead person is a publisher. In other countries, a management consultant.

Apart from getting the actual task done, which is typically completed in short bursts, there is also a good deal of messing about, chatting, paying the bills, surfing the net, daydreaming and waiting for the day to finish. Most importantly, much of our day is spent busy being busy rather than doing things that are socially useful.

A recent study of overworked management consultants in the US found that 35% employed in this occupation actually "faked" an 80-hour work week. For various reasons these individuals pretended to sacrifice themselves on the altar of work and still got everything done.

In this respect, entire occupations might be considered phoney - from life coaches to "atmosphere co-ordinators" (people hired to create a party vibe in bars) to "chief learning officers" in the corporate world. For those economists trying to figure out the present "productivity puzzle" in the UK, best start looking here.

http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-32829232

[Source]: http://www.city.ac.uk/news/2015/may/why-do-people-waste-so-much-time-at-the-office


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  • (Score: 2) by Marand on Sunday May 31 2015, @02:49AM

    by Marand (1081) on Sunday May 31 2015, @02:49AM (#190291) Journal

    Yes well it is obvious, I'm sure, to anyone with a brain that "agile" and "sprint" are just managerdroid-speak for "we're going to pretend if we change a few words around suddenly it magically won't consume time to do things."

    Duh, of course it won't consume as much time. "Agile" and "sprint" are fast words! Naming your meetings with fast words mean they get done faster, anybody knows that. It's just like a joke I made recently about people using Apple's Swift language because the name obviously means everything's faster -- development, testing, and performance, all faster! -- because sometimes people really do believe that sort of nonsense.

    See also the tendency to rename companies and products to get rid of bad reputation. Fix the problems? Nah, just rename it and hope nobody notices.

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