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Valve has finally announced a release date for Steam Machines, Steam Link, and the Steam Controller: November 10th. Some "early bird" customers will get the hardware on October 16th.
First and foremost, let's start with the Steam Controller. The final version of Valve's controller is pretty much identical to what we saw at GDC 2015, featuring what has become the controller's signature touchpads, along with an analog stick, motion controls, haptics (vibration), and what Valve is calling dual-stage triggers, all communicating with host systems over Bluetooth. Though ultimately lacking the touchscreens of Valve's original design, the final controller retains the touchpads and the same goals Valve had held to since the start: making more traditional mouse-driven PC games playable on the couch with a controller. [...] When not part of a Steam Machine bundle, Valve will be selling the Steam Controller stand-alone for $49.
Meanwhile as far as performance and costs go, the initial wave of Machines run the gauntlet from low-powered, console-like computers to high-end machines that are meant to take a stab at 4K rendering. The cheapest machines start at $449, such as the Alienware in its low-end, Core-i3 powered configuration, and also the iBuyPower SBX. Meanwhile at the middle of the pack are machines like the Zotac SN970 at $999, and finally at the high-end the sky's the limit. [...] As one might expect, all of the Steam Machines are shipping with one Steam Controller, with additional controllers available from Valve for $49. Meanwhile the very first Steam Machines from Alienware and Syber are already available for pre-order from GameStop and Syber respectively, while the rest are slated to be available in November.
Finally, we have the Steam Link, Valve's in-home streaming receiver for Steam. Intended to be used with Steam's existing, built-in streaming technology, the Link is designed to allow playing Steam games in other locations away from the host PC/Machines, be it things like spare bedrooms or locating the host in said spare bedroom and putting the Link in the living room. The Link features a 2x2 802.11ac for wireless connectivity, or a 100Mbit Ethernet port for wired fallback, along with a trio of USB 2.0 ports and of course the necessary HDMI port. Valve will be selling the Link on its own for $49, while a package with the controller will be $99, and somewhat surprisingly for a consumer device these days, Valve's even throwing in HDMI and Ethernet cables. As with the Steam Machines, the Link is available for pre-order through Valve or at GameStop, with a limited number of the devices shipping on October 16th.
Original Submission
(Score: 3, Funny) by CoolHand on Friday June 05 2015, @06:45PM
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job-Douglas Adams
(Score: 2) by ikanreed on Friday June 05 2015, @06:47PM
It's not a joke to not be familiar with the news. That's called "not reading the article".
(Score: 3, Insightful) by CoolHand on Friday June 05 2015, @07:02PM
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job-Douglas Adams
(Score: 2) by ikanreed on Friday June 05 2015, @07:19PM
Yeah, but a lot of people don't know that. Which is why I bothered to answer.
But fine. I'm the fool here for answering a meme question sincerely. I can accept that.
(Score: 2) by Marand on Friday June 05 2015, @07:30PM
Yeah, but a lot of people don't know that. Which is why I bothered to answer.
You could always do what I did: mod the guy funny so people don't miss that it's a joke :)
(Score: 2) by CoolHand on Friday June 05 2015, @07:32PM
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job-Douglas Adams
(Score: 2) by Techwolf on Saturday June 06 2015, @12:40AM
As the OP, thank you mods. Yes, it was a joke on the "but does it run Linux?" meme. But I didn't get the meme quote perfect, but as least the joke wasn't lost on everyone. :-)
(Score: 1) by penguinoid on Friday June 05 2015, @07:16PM
"Not reading the article" is a joke too.
RIP Slashdot. Killed by greedy bastards.
(Score: 2) by aristarchus on Saturday June 06 2015, @09:17AM
I just wanted to say, that finally it has come to this!
Mandatory XKCD: ahref=https://xkcd.com/1022/ [soylentnews.org]" rel="url2html-12709">https://xkcd.com/1022/> So it has come to this.
In the future, people will not know where to put their onions, and the fathers of the fathers will not be able to remember the names of their sons, for the jaberwockies will have done run off with them so that all the humor of past ages no longer will whoosh. Verily. And Forsooth.
(Score: 2) by aristarchus on Saturday June 06 2015, @09:22AM
And no longer will links to XKCD [xkcd.com] be rife in the land. Or do I have to a href the bloody thing? Looks like I do. Changing allowable HTML is not as funny as "but does it run on Linux" comments.