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posted by CoolHand on Thursday June 11 2015, @04:28PM   Printer-friendly
from the cry-us-a-river dept.

Uwe Boll, known to videogame fans as the director of numerous game-to-film adaptations, including Postal, Alone in the Dark, and House of the Dead, has released a profanity-laden rant aimed at crowdfunding. The video comes as a Kickstarter campaign attempting to fund production of his latest project, Rampage 3, limps toward its conclusion with less than half of its goal and fewer than four days remaining.

"Basically, my message is, f**k you," says Boll, "because it is so f**king absurd what retarded, amateur idiots [are] collecting money on that absurd website." Boll goes on to complain about the crowdfunding system's failure to deliver on his expectations.

With the campaign appearing doomed, Boll claims to have decided to give up on the project. Despite his opinion that it is, "an important film," Boll acknowledges, "nobody seems to care about Rampage 3, so, I guess I shouldn't do it, then."


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  • (Score: 5, Informative) by FatPhil on Thursday June 11 2015, @04:36PM

    by FatPhil (863) <reversethis-{if.fdsa} {ta} {tnelyos-cp}> on Thursday June 11 2015, @04:36PM (#195024) Homepage
    I've never heard of him or his films. However, I can google teh IMDBs for metacritic scores...

    Postal: 22/100 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0486640/criticreviews?ref_=tt_ov_rt
    Alone in the Dark: 9/100 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0369226/criticreviews?ref_=tt_ov_rt
    House of the Dead: 15/100 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0317676/criticreviews?ref_=tt_ov_rt

    So thank you, crowdfunders everywhere, for not supporting his latest venture.
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  • (Score: 3, Interesting) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday June 11 2015, @04:55PM

    by Anonymous Coward on Thursday June 11 2015, @04:55PM (#195034)

    Relevant to Rampage 3:
    Rampage [imdb.com] Ratings: 6.3/10 from 13,738 users
    Rampage 2: Capital Punishment [imdb.com] Ratings: 6.3/10 from 3,317 users

    Also:
    Assault on Wall Street [imdb.com] Ratings: 6.1/10 from 14,852 users

    Plus, Postal's opening scene contains the best 9/11 parody ever, [youtube.com] the rest of the movie doesn't live up to it, but that scene was genius, especiall that it was nearly 10 years ago.

    • (Score: 2) by FatPhil on Friday June 12 2015, @08:51AM

      A bunch of fanboys tells you nothing about a film. Hence the linking to the metacritic scores.

      Assault on Wall Street: 24/100 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2368553/criticreviews?ref_=tt_ov_rt

      The other two weren't even deemed significant enough for any professional critics to see them and rate them, apparently.

      However, that Postal clip was indeed hilarious. Very non-PC, offensive to anyone with a broomstick up their arse, but freedom to offend is a far more important right (namely one that validly exists) than the freedom to not be offended (which is some modern invention that doensn't really exist, nor should it).
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      • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday June 12 2015, @03:04PM

        by Anonymous Coward on Friday June 12 2015, @03:04PM (#195419)

        > A bunch of fanboys tells you nothing about a film. Hence the linking to the metacritic scores.

        A bunch of people with a variety of economic pressures to distort their views, like industry junkets [ericdsnider.com] and the ever weakening seperation between church-and-state. [forbes.com]

        As if Uwe Bolle has fanboys. lol

        > Very non-PC, offensive to anyone with a broomstick up their arse,

        Like who, exactly?

  • (Score: 2) by TheRaven on Thursday June 11 2015, @09:37PM

    by TheRaven (270) on Thursday June 11 2015, @09:37PM (#195157) Journal
    My thoughts exactly. I've watched a couple of his films, and they were hilariously bad. 'Rampage 3 is an important movie' made me laugh. Truly a contribution to high art without which out culture will be impoverished. At least the mainstream Hollywood movies that he complains about are entertaining...
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