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posted by takyon on Saturday June 20 2015, @11:30PM   Printer-friendly

"At some point as a country, we have to reckon with what happens. It's not enough to express sympathy. You don't see this kind of murder, on this scale, with this kind of frequency in other advanced countries on earth." - President Obama.

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  • (Score: 2) by Runaway1956 on Sunday June 21 2015, @01:03AM

    by Runaway1956 (2926) Subscriber Badge on Sunday June 21 2015, @01:03AM (#198865) Journal

    Damn, you're right! I never thought of that! Almost all burglars wear sneakers. Knock out game players wear sneakers. Car-jackers wear sneakers. Do rapists even take their sneakers off? Hell - I've not seen a photograph of a mass shooter wearing boots, or leather shoes. Sneakers. Even rappers wear sneakers.

    You've nailed it. Sneakers are responsible for the moral decay of American society!

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  • (Score: 2) by Gaaark on Sunday June 21 2015, @02:21AM

    by Gaaark (41) on Sunday June 21 2015, @02:21AM (#198900) Journal

    WAIT!!! He was breathing!?!?!

    Damn... every killer i've ever heard of was a breather. I heard Adolf Hitler breathed lots of air: TONS of it even.....

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    • (Score: 1) by redneckmother on Sunday June 21 2015, @03:16AM

      by redneckmother (3597) on Sunday June 21 2015, @03:16AM (#198916)

      Damn... every killer i've ever heard of was a breather. I heard Adolf Hitler breathed lots of air: TONS of it even.....

      Yeah, but a MOUTH breather... get your stuph straight!
      BTW: Nice Godwin!

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  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday June 22 2015, @09:39PM

    by Anonymous Coward on Monday June 22 2015, @09:39PM (#199609)

    This just in...Government issues law that all sneakers must have squeakers installed for tracking. Anyone seen barefoot or without squeakers will be highly scrutinized by the CIA and IRS for any misdeeds. This law was created to protect the children.....THINK OF THE CHILDREN!