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posted by cmn32480 on Saturday July 11 2015, @07:03AM   Printer-friendly
from the i-have-the-power dept.

Man's hierarchy of needs has changed:

A man attending a performance of the Broadway play Hand to God decided that he needed a little more juice on his iPhone—just before the play started. So, because any outlet is fair game when your battery icon is flashing red, he climbed up onto the stage and plugged his phone into a prop wall with a prop outlet and walked away. Of course, the outlet—like the wall—was fake.

According to the New York Post, the crew had to stop the pre-show music and make an announcement to the audience that that sort of thing isn't allowed. One audience member copped to "loudly heckling the idiot" when the ushers removed the phone and asked him to take it back.

After Hurricane Sandy legions of iPhone and other smart phone owners camped out in the Long Island malls, recharging at outlets normally used for floor waxers. What's the most desperate scene of Dying Battery Panic Syndrome you've witnessed?


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  • (Score: 5, Funny) by wonkey_monkey on Saturday July 11 2015, @11:23AM

    by wonkey_monkey (279) on Saturday July 11 2015, @11:23AM (#207839) Homepage

    Desperate Man with Dying Phone Jumps on Broadway Stage to Revive It

    Well, it's his own fault. He shouldn't have bought a Dying phone. The clue's in the brandname.

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