Stories
Slash Boxes
Comments

SoylentNews is people

posted by janrinok on Tuesday July 21 2015, @01:37AM   Printer-friendly
from the waving-money-goodbye dept.

Asteroid UW-158 is set to wizz past Earth today, carrying an estimated five trillion dollars in platinum.

Spectroscopic analysis has revealed the composition of the asteroid, and made it a prime target for future asteroid-mining missions. It is approximately 452 metres by 1,011 metres in size. If the analysis is correct, it could be carrying an astonishing 90 million tons of platinum. It will swing past Earth at a distance of 2.4 million km, and will not be visible to the naked eye.

Paging Bruce Willis...


Original Submission

 
This discussion has been archived. No new comments can be posted.
Display Options Threshold/Breakthrough Mark All as Read Mark All as Unread
The Fine Print: The following comments are owned by whoever posted them. We are not responsible for them in any way.
  • (Score: 3, Funny) by aristarchus on Tuesday July 21 2015, @08:25AM

    by aristarchus (2645) on Tuesday July 21 2015, @08:25AM (#211835) Journal

    Nudging it to impact the moon

    Yes, good idea. Unless it knocks the moon out of its tidally locked orbit, and we lose the tides and also our orbital stability and begin crashing towards the sun! See what your greed has done? It's a goddamned paradox, Louise!

    Starting Score:    1  point
    Moderation   +1  
       Insightful=1, Funny=1, Overrated=1, Total=3
    Extra 'Funny' Modifier   0  
    Karma-Bonus Modifier   +1  

    Total Score:   3  
  • (Score: 2) by Translation Error on Tuesday July 21 2015, @03:43PM

    by Translation Error (718) on Tuesday July 21 2015, @03:43PM (#211970)
    We're 16 years too late for that.