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posted by takyon on Saturday August 08 2015, @02:50PM   Printer-friendly
from the outmate dept.

a drone carrying heroin, marijuana, and tobacco dropped its payload over a prison yard crowded with inmates, causing a brief melee before authorities stamped out the brawl with pepper spray, according to the Ohio Department of Rehabilitation and Correction (ODRC).

Local media reported Tuesday that the July 29 melee at the Mansfield Correctional Institution began moments after a drone let loose with the goods. At least nine inmates began fighting over the package while other inmates rushed toward the brawl.

Hmm, time for cryo prisons? Or should the drug delivery man switch to drones that can travel through the plumbing?


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  • (Score: 4, Funny) by Anne Nonymous on Saturday August 08 2015, @03:33PM

    by Anne Nonymous (712) on Saturday August 08 2015, @03:33PM (#219887)

    > Packages tied to cats. Catapulted from blocks away.

    Meeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooowwwwww.

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  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday August 08 2015, @03:37PM

    by Anonymous Coward on Saturday August 08 2015, @03:37PM (#219891)

    What if the cat decided to get high off a drug package. Will it be gang executed for stealing contraband from a drug lord? Will it go on the gangs wanted list as a lesson to all other cats for daring to defy the drug lords and steal from them? Will someone please think of the kittens!!!!