The most comprehensive assessment of the energy output in the nearby universe reveals that today's produced energy is only about half of what it was 2 billion years ago. A team of international scientists used several of the world's most powerful telescopes to study the energy of the universe and concluded that the universe is slowly dying.
"We used as many space- and ground-based telescopes as we could get our hands on to measure the energy output of over 200,000 galaxies across as broad a wavelength range as possible," Galaxy And Mass Assembly (GAMA) team leader Simon Driver, of the University of Western Australia, said in a statement. The astronomers created a video explaining the slow death of the universe to illustrate the discovery.
A chance to roll out your cosmology humor...
(Score: 3, Funny) by ilPapa on Wednesday August 12 2015, @06:23PM
I just came in from the back yard and my amaryllis are also dying.
So it goes.
You are still welcome on my lawn.
(Score: 2) by Jeremiah Cornelius on Wednesday August 12 2015, @08:08PM
"My son calls and tells me the good news. And you call this living?"
You're betting on the pantomime horse...
(Score: 2) by davester666 on Thursday August 13 2015, @05:26AM
It's all over man. It's allll over.
Just smoke a doobie, sit down and wait for it all to end.